The campus plan

‘This sorority is known as Rho Iota Chi. It is filled with privileged bitches who waste all their daddy’s money. It was called Pi Alpha Rho before they took over,’ Marnie explained.

‘Who took over?’

‘The Heathers,’ Marnie spitted out with disgust, ‘Spoilt rich kids. Always seen as their daddy’s favourite treasure. Their leader is Heather Chandler. She is often followed by her lackies, Heather Duke and Heather McNamara. There is also a girl called Veronica Sawyer who could be our ticket in meeting up with all the Heathers. There’s also Theta Omicron Tau, led by the Plastics.’

‘Sorry, you jumped a step. The Plastics. Who are they?’

‘Similar to the Heathers but they tend to have more noughties influences,’ Marnie clarified, ‘First we have Regina George, the alpha of that group, then we have Gretchen Wieners, the beta to Regina’s alpha. Finally, we have Karen Smith, who despite being quite nice, decides to follow them around for some reason. However, there seems to be a change occurring as there is a smart, wonderful girl called Cady Heron, with her emo advisor, Janis Ian.’

‘Any more sororities with any noteworthy members?’

‘Just one,’ Marnie revealed, ‘I think you will like the liars of Tau Iota Tau. They often use **** and theft to ensure that their leader, Alison Lauren DiLaurentis, remained at top of the social chain. However, if you can remove their leader, they all fall like a house of cards.’

‘Any hot members in Tau Iota Tau?’

‘Of course,’ Marnie presented, ‘Aria Montgomery would appeal to your tastes, especially considering the women you have around you. Hanna Marin would be useful to have as a blonde bimbo behind your back. Emily Fields can diversify your portfolio of slaves and Spencer Hastings can be used as a puppet for other things.’

‘That sounds amazing. So, when we conquer these three sororities, the other sororities will crumble and fall in line. Furthermore, we will ensure that this campus will be a place of dedication to me. Does everyone understand?’

‘Yes Master,’ the slaves cheered.

‘Good, let us meet up with Veronica.’