The book

“Where is she?” asked Ginny when she met with Luna in front of Transfiguration class. “Probably in the library.” answered blond Ravenclaw and started walking through the castle. Ginny joint her.

“Again? She needs to relax.”

“Yeah McGoangall thinks that too. That's why she got me this.” said Luna and showed Ginny a small book.

Redhead raised her eyebrow “I don't think another book is what Hermiona needs right now.” Luna noded, clearly thinking about something.

“What is it about anyway?” Ginny asked, and took the book from Luna's hand. She opened it and read the first site

How to relax and lose the stress. Guide for young witches.

Ginny quickly looked through the book. It was a sum of techniques for meditation, relaxation and stress management.

“This will not work, Hermi won't want to follow any of these.”

“My thoughts exactly,” sayd Luna suddenly, and took the book back. Then she turned into the empty classroom.

“I have an idea how to help her, but it is a little risky. Are you with me?” Ginny nodded, even when she didn't know what her friend was planning. Luna put the book on the table, and waved over it with her wand. The movement was quite complex and Ginny didn't recognize that spell.

“Done.” Luna said after a few seconds and handed the book to Ginny.

“Look inside,” encouraged her Lunna.

When Ginny opened the book, the previous lines were gone. Replaced by new ones. She gasped when she read the first one.

How to relax and lose stress through sexual adventures.

“You can't be serious, she will not believe this.”

“You would be surprised.” Luna said. “Are you with me or not?”

Ginny thought about it for a few seconds then nodded. Hermiona was sitting in a quiet corner of the library. Table covered with books and pergamens.

“Hy Hermiona,” greated her Ginny when they finally found her.

“Hy,” Hermiona greated them back. Not even raising her head from the book she was currently reading.

“It is nice outside, we are going to the lake. Care to join us?” Asked Lunna.

“Can't, I need to study for the history test.” Replied Hermione and turned the page in the book next to her.

“Wasn't that two days ago?” asked Luna.

Hermione looked at them. Confusion in her eyes.

“Yea, you got full points on it.” Ginny explained. Hermione started frantically looking through her stuff.

“No no no, that can't be. Merlin's beard, you are right.” Said Hermiona.

“So when you have time now, join us.” Tried Luna again.

“You study too much, it is starting to affect you.” added Ginny her bit.

“Even McGonagall thinks it.”

Hermione looked right at Ginny. “She doesn't…” Hermione started saying. But Luna don't let her finish.

“She does, here she sends you this.”

With that she handed her the book.

“Anyway we will be by the lake, if you want to leave this dusty room. You know where to find us.” Said Ginny and together with Luna, they left. When Hermione opened the book, her eyes almost popped from her head. She waved her wand, all her stuff packed itself into her school bag. Then she goes right to Professor McGonagall. In an attempt to prove that her friends are making fun of her.

“Professor McGoangall, do you have a minute?” Hermione asked when she reached the faculty room.

“Of course, how can I help you Ms.Granger?

“Did you send me this?” She asked and showed her the book.

“Yes, I see Ms.Lovegood delivered it fast. Excelent. The sooner you start to use it, the better for you. I know it can look a little unorthodox. But it will help you.” Hermione was stunned with what she just heard.

“If that's all, you should return to the common room.”

Hermione absentmindedly noded, still comprehending what Professor told her. Back in Gryffindor tower, sitting in her bed, she opened the book again.

Are you stressed? It's everything over your head. Do you feel like you are not at your full potential? We are here to help you.

Hermione reads the first page.

Our methods can look unorthodox, but we can assure you, they work. First step is to take a test so we can pick the best method for you.

Hermiona started answering the test. Some questions were mundane. Some were rather kinky. These make Hermione blush. After she finished, a new text appeared.

Now we will prepare a series of assignments for you. You need to complete every one, in order to get to the next. All of them will have a common theme, which we choose based on your test score.

Your theme is: