The boat crashes (Joke ending)

Those were the last words Uncle John and Mark ever spoke. Paying too much attention to their dicks, neither of them realized that they were speeding directly towards a large and sharp rock that reached high above the surface of the lake water.

The crash was terrible. In an instant, both John and Mark were thrown forward from the impact, smashing into shattered debris of the boat, which had begun to break apart upon crashing. They were impaled and slammed by broken glass and the ship's floorboards, before the ship itself blew up, ending both of their lives in a firey blaze of **** and destruction.

You see kids this is why you shouldn't be distracted while driving. You never know what you could hit. Thank you for watching this PSA on safe driving.

*credits roll*

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"Wait what the fuck? What just happened???" The ghost of Mark asked.

"Don't question it. The writer just got bored of writing erotica for a minute and felt like making a joke ending. Dunno what his deal is, but whatever. Let's just end this story already." The ghost of Uncle John dismissed.

"Wait what are you talki-