The band Franz Ferdinand, in a name dispute

"I'm pretty sure..." you say, before pausing. "That it was actually the band Franz Ferdinand, because they were feuding over who gets to keep the name."

"Oh for god's sake!" Caoimhe says, rolling her eyes. "You're definitely not getting a blowjob."

"Oh come on! I don't want blue balls!"

"Well then you should've taken this seriously. I'm dedicating a lot of time to helping you. If you're not even going to try, there's no point."

"You're right, I'm sorry! Can we try again?"

"I'm afraid not, baby. If I give you another try, you won't be motivated. Half an hour of studying Chemistry, and we try again, OK?"

"That's fair. I deserve that."