The Worst Possible Time to Run Into an Old Acquaintance

In a strange way, being naked in the rough, run down part of town felt less uncomfortable than in the more affluent town centre. People were less judgemental here. While nudity still wasn't exactly expected it seemed less jarring in an environment where many were down on their luck in one way or another or lived an eccentric lifestyle. Strangely, as he approached the sex shop where he was tasked with buying a butt plug, this was probably the least uncomfortable he had felt all day. Until..

"James? Is that really you?"

James turned to see a familiar face, one he would have been happy to see under normal circumstances but definitely not right now. Lisa was an old friend, one he had always enjoyed a somewhat flirtatious relationship with though they had never quite taken things beyond there and nowadays she was a married woman. For a brief moment James considered pretending this was a case of mistaken identity or even putting on a foreign accent. But he knew he was rumbled and that would only make him look even worse.

"I didn't expect to see you in this part of town" James said by way of a greeting.

"My office is round the corner. I didn't expect to see you here naked" Lisa wasn't one for holding back. She glanced down and took a long unapologetic look at James's penis, having never seen it before today.

"Yeah, I was just running some errands and I took a short cut"

"And you didn't bother dressing to save even more time" Lisa quipped.

"I lost a bet" James lied "So I have to do my shopping naked today

"Well, I guess that makes sense. You didn't exactly look pleased to see me " Lisa laughed "For a moment I thought seeing you naked in the creepy part of town you may have been a secret pervert"

"No, definitely not" James looked nervously ahead of him to the sex shop where he needed to buy a butt plug.

"Well, it's been great catching up but I have errands to run..."

"Oh, it's fine I'll come with you" Lisa smiled linking arms with James teasingly "It's been ages since we saw each other and I really like looking at your dick. I'm going to commit it a hundred per cent to memory. In fact, do you mind if I take a photo?"

"Cut it out Lisa!"

"Hey you know I'm kidding. But I will keep you company" Lisa grinned affectionately "So where are you taking me?"