The Watcher

Uatu waved with his free hand, and looked on this new world for this universe's version of himself, just to see if he was waving back. Instead he saw a version of himself tied up, as superheroines climbed over him, doing things to him that even Uatu didn't want to watch.

"How's it going, America?" shouted Emma Frost, dressed in her white queen garb, as her diamond fists pummelled the other Watcher's genitals.

America Chavez appeared. "Thanks to the Watcher's technology, I've found lots of other worlds that need enlightening. Once you've finished with fat guy, let me know, and we can set off."

"Great," replied Emma. "An endless supply of slaves. So, where first?"

"Earth-616," America shouted back. "I've seen what The Watcher there's watching. He really gets off on this stuff."

"Sounds good," said Emma. "He won't know what's hit him."