The Succubus Invasion of '69

It all started on June 9th of 1969, at approximately 9:06 AM. A young man, drunk, ****, and lonely, consulted a book of dubious origins in order to get laid. However, as drunk people often do, he fucked up royally. Rather than simply summon a single sex demon to satisfy his base desires, he summoned all of them.

In a single morning, Hell was emptied of every single one of its succubi and all of them were transported onto Earth. This, as one might imagine, had a lot of very dire consequences, but it didn’t turn out to be the apocalypse most people might assume it was. As it happened, succubi weren’t evil creatures at all, in fact most of them were a lot like us humans in many ways. They had hopes, dreams, and ambitions; they told jokes, they liked to drink a beer or two at the local bar, and they could be reasoned with. They were horny—God, they were horny—but in the grand scheme of things, they were pretty harmless. The average succubus wasn’t inherently any worse than your average human.

But there was a problem. Millions of them appeared out of nowhere creating a massive humanitarian crisis around the world, but in the half-century since, most first world countries managed to smooth out those wrinkles. A few wars were fought, there were threats of genocide, but in the modern era, tensions with the succubus population were sitting at a lukewarm temperature. Most people have accepted the existence and presence of the succubi, though there are some holdover xenophobes out there.

The real problem with succubi was quite simple, really. They feed on our lust. They don’t actually have to eat or drink anything to survive, but instead, they drain the erotic desires of men around them. This isn’t something they can control, and it wouldn’t even be that much of a problem if there weren’t millions of them throughout the world’s population all doing it at once, and the effect compounds itself with each succubus in our world.

The result is an invisible and intangible vampiric blanket across the world constantly sucking the sexual and erotic vigor out of the male population, and the effects are worse the later the generation. It’s gotten to the point that 99% of millennials and gen-Z men in this world identify as asexual, and the remaining 1% are gay (the lust drain doesn’t seem to affect men who aren’t attracted to women at all, interestingly enough).

Most modern women of the world are ****, horny, and pent-up, and have been for decades. Thanks to many failed efforts in the past to reinvigorate the sex drive of men, modern culture has encouraged women to be more open about sexuality, dress sluttier, and create art that is hypersexualized. Modern generations don’t actually think any of this actually works to entice the men around them, but it’s so ingrained into the culture that most participate anyway. In addition, most women identify as bisexual and are open to engaging sexually with each other, which seems like an intuitive outcome, but most scientists are convinced that this is a residual effect of their proximity to succubi.

As for the succubi themselves, one might be tempted to assume they would be getting the most out of this situation. While they are certainly well-fed and healthy, one must remember that they are extremely horny, which means this whole situation has left them completely and utterly bored. They are just as **** for dick as the rest of the women, in fact one might argue more so, but even the men they are constantly draining don’t want to have anything to do with them.

Thankfully, the human race isn’t doomed. The succubi have contributed actual real magic to society at large. Thanks to this, woman are ageless and almost universally beautiful, they can live far longer, and morbid obesity is a thing of the past. Crucially, their magic also allows for many different forms of fertilization that don’t even require male sperm to be part of the equation. The side effect to these methods, though, is that men are never produced by them. Coupled with the fact that succubi always have female children and half-succubi are only 25% likely to have boys even with men, this means the male population is on the decline. Already, men only make up about two-fifths of the world’s population as a whole, and projections for the future estimate that men will be exceptionally rare or even extinct within a couple hundred years.

So that’s where you come in. You have been chosen as the avatar for a goddess of love who has seen this situation and felt the need to intervene. She has made you immune to the draining effects of the succubus, given you a limitless supply of sexual stamina, granted you the ability to cum an obscene amount and do so entirely at will, given you free control over your own fertility rates, and unceremoniously dropped you into this world without a plan. She’s kind of an airhead, so she didn’t think much further ahead than that.

Thankfully, she didn’t leave you homeless. You have a rent-free apartment, and she magically fills your bank account with a decent allowance every week. Her reasoning for this was apparently so you could focus on “doing what horny men do best” instead of wasting away at a full-time job. The question is, are you even interested in trying to “fix” this world? The entire female population will be absolutely elated to have a guy who’s actually interested in them, and the oversexualization of the female form will make for some pretty nice eye-candy too.

Why not just have some fun?