The Sticky Stick of course!

“Huh” he thought “What’s this? A wand? Must have been lost by some other nerd before me” He waved it around a bit. “Has a nice feel to it. Pretty good prop.” He set it down on the desk and started back up on the spreadsheet without taking notes. An hour or so later the office facilitator started making her way through the cubicles with coffee. Basically, a gopher with a fancy title. “Oh my god, it’s Julie” She was his favorite. It had taken him three days to learn her name. She was wearing a tight red sweater, with a white bolero over her arms and shoulders, and a black pencil skirt. He gratefully took a coffee from her. He didn’t even like coffee, but since the first time she offered, he found he couldn’t refuse. As she leaned over the desk to hand him the mug, he caught a glimpse under the bolero and realized it was a sleeveless sweater vest. “Arrr” instant hard on. As if he had seen something naughty that he shouldn’t have. Eventually he noticed she had moved on. “I thanked her. Didn’t I? I hope I didn’t say anything stupid!” He looked down at the desk and noticed the wand again. “I hope she didn’t see that and think it’s mine.” He picked it up again. “Ooh, I have a magic wand!” he said sarcastically “I could wish for anything I want. Bwahhhaa What should I wish for?”