The Squared Circle, for the AHW Hardcore Championship

She takes a big bite of pizza and a good drink of her beverage and struts over to the pile of games. "Tell me you brought it!" She half mumbles, her mouth still partially full of grease.

She ruffles around, before finding it. "There it is!"

She makes a show of her selection, placing it behind her, and looking back at the two combatants lusting for anal supremacy. "What could possibly be more appropriate in this scenario, than the biggest celebration of naturally-enhanced, male beauty and homoerotism on the planet?"

She presents the game above her head like a title belt. "WWE2k19! 2/3 Falls, because the kick-out system is hot shit, X-7 booking difficulty, aka Easy, At Annika House-Mania, for the grandest prize in all of butt-raiding... Wait, I mean WRASSLIN'! THE Annika's House Wrestling Hardcore Championship, OF THE WORLD!" She pauses to slip the disks out, and lets Sam boot it for her.

She runs down to the basement to get her old DIVA's butterfly belt she bought when she was younger. Running back upstairs to see both of them taking sole ownership of either ends of the couch.

Sam sets it up, and Will and Dwayne have conspicuously piped up. Either out of focus or fear remains unknown, but she can sure take some guesses. When the rules and controller settings are looked over, they each select a wrestler.

Dwayne immediately hovers over the downloaded list and finds the only acceptable choice here. The Ass Man, himself, Billy Gunn! The room is rolling in laughter at the pick.

Dwayne quietly begins chiding Will by singing his theme song:

I love to love 'em

I love to shove 'em

I love to stick 'em

Love to flaunt 'em

I love to watch 'em

I love to pick 'em

And I'm gonna kick 'em

"YEAH I'M AN ASSMAN!" Dwayne stands up and gets jeers as he flexes his butt and does the full routine. Annika is breathless with laughter as she tosses the belt down and crams more pizza in her face.

Will enjoys the pick a little more than he should. And goes over to the downloaded roster list to pick someone close to home. "OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW! Will stands using the controller as an impromptu stick. "YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY! Dwayne looks surprised, "I get to literally bang you in the ass when I hit my finisher! It was the obvious choice." Will replies nonchalantly.

By a landslide, Will is given the babyface status, and Dwayne the heel status. Annika hops up and grabs the belt, a single piece of masking-tape with Hardcore written in pink magic marker covers the front, in homage.

"All-right, boys!" She says standing behind the couch and showing them the belt. Will gives it a good luck rub and Dwayne grins up. "I'm gonna get your last cherry, girl!" She smiles back, "Maybe I want you to have my last cherry, Dwayne?" She curls the end to emphasis the question, in the question.

"The rules are simple, no contact between combatants during the match, he who engages, forfeits a fall. Two pause rule is in effect. Falls do not count, unless the pinned party is in the red or has been hit by a finisher. NO DANIEL BRYAN MANIA FINISHES IN MY MANIA!" she gets nods from both before shouting "LET'S GET IT ON!"