PS4: Gang Beasts

When she reaches the bottom of the stairs she sees Sam, Will, and Dwayne have been joined by Jacob in the livingroom playing on the PS4 they brought. The three pizzas sit open on the coffee table. She strides playfully over to the kitchen and cracks the refrigerator, which is now filled with domestic beer.

She smiles, happy to see her party so fully stocked and takes one of the now fairly cold offerings and in a single pull makes it disappear entirely. "Go Annika!" says Jacob as he glances at the spectacle, She takes a moment, before feeling the gas looking for an escape to lett out a loud, unladylike burp.

"Chuggin beer and taking dick! You're all ready for college!" Jacob says, tongue firmly in cheek. "How's Tim? He ok?" She smiles, but takes another swig of a fresh can at the memory, "He's sleeping like a baby, so nobody go upstairs."

Jake and Will both seem happy at the news as they wait for Sam and Dwayne to resolve the game of Gang Beasts they must have started. Sam has leverage... but with Gang Beasts, who can tell? Eventually the flamethrower whirls through and kills them both and everybody has a nice laugh.

Dwayne, still salty, looks up at Annika. "I've still gotta load for you right here..." he says jangling his balls through his pants in obvious condescension. "You should bet your body some more, so we call all skip to the part where we leave you on the kitchen table with cum-covered 5-ers on you."

Will obviously fed up, shouts back "I'm about this close to whippin your ass right here, you fucking bitch-ass punk!" Dwayne says back, "Big words for someone with a little ass cock, every girl you've been with must look at that pipe-brush and be like, where's the rest of it? Aren't the black guys suppose to be the size of my forearm?" He laughs hardest at his own joke.

Rage filling Will, he looks at Annika, his eyes begging for permission to jump him. But she tries to defuse the situation with a tried-and-true strategy. "You guys should 1v1."

Will and Dwayne both look at her, "Sure, what are the stakes?" Her outlandishly cavalier attitude to this is the most surprising thing in a sea of surprising things, but she blurts out "You win, you get my butt cherry; and the creampie you wanted." Dwayne practically leaps a tall building in a drunken bow, "That's fine by me!" Will asks the obvious question, "What do I get?" Annika smiles "You get to stick that so called pipecleaner up his poop shute while we all watch!"

Everybody but Dwayne laughs out in beer-infused joy. "I'd watch that!" Jake said "Dwayne deserves it!" Sam cries out, "You can't be serious!" Dwayne says, as Will's discomfort fades a bit at the obvious potential here. Annika grabs a slice of pepperoni and puts in on a plate before taking a place on the couch.

"You chicken Dwayne!" She makes flapping arm motions that overlap on Sam and Will. "More like, I'm not gay! And neither is Will, I should take this, he'd never be able to get it up for me!" Will awkwardly chimes in "I'd make an exception for you. I always did have a thing for Pocahontas." Dwayne stews, "Alright I'm in!"

Even Annika is surprised, "Really!" Dwayne counters, "I get the better deal, and I'm the best console gamer here. Fortune favors the bold!" she looks over at Will who nods. "I guess to make it totally fair, you pick the game, Annika!"