The Secret Menu

"Well, I'm famished," you say. "I know this great little diner not far from here that serves some excellent things on the menu." You get up and go to grab your keys. Erica frowns down at her naked self. Amy and Craig look at you like you're nuts.

"Shouldn't Erica get dressed first?" Amy says, raising an eyebrow at you.

"I thought we talked about this. She's my personal slut..." You tilt your head. "Actually, for the next few hours, she's Craig's personal slut. She's allowed to be naked at all times. How is Craig supposed to fuck her whenever she wants if she's wearing clothes?"

Erica, Amy, and Craig, nod, as if what you just said should have been obvious the whole time.

"Of course!" Erica says. "How is Craig supposed to rail me up my tight, little asshole if I'm concealing my body away?"

"You're totally right, man," Craig says. "Let's get going."

You all pile into the car and head for a nearby diner. During the whole car ride, Craig is playing with Erica's nipples in the back seat, making her giggle. You reach over and caress Amy's leg. She blushes and places a hand over yours.

You get to the diner and think of a small experiment with your powers. The sign has a big ol' honey pot on it. "Here we are," you say to the car. "My favorite eatery. The Pussies and Ass Diner."

Everyone in the car laughs.

"John, you know we can read, right?" Amy says. "The sign clearly says Honey Pie's."

You glance at it and, sure enough, the sign remains unchanged from before. So, you can't alter reality so that whatever you say is automatically true. You just alter people's perceptions. Maybe there's still some fun to be had.

You look at them and grin. "There's a secret reason that I call it that. I'll explain inside."

You all head into the diner and, as soon as everyone sees Erica, an unrest comes over the diner. The host behind the counter looks her up and down as if he just smelled something nasty. The name on the host's tag says Fred.

"Did you forget something, ma'am?" Frank asks.

"No," you say loudly enough for the whole restaurant to hear. "That's Erika. She's my friend, Craig's, personal slut. She's allowed to be naked anywhere she wants."

The atmosphere of the diner immediately goes back to normal.

"Of course," Frank says. "Sorry for the confusion. Table for 4? Right this way."

She leads you to a booth toward the back of the diner and you all sit, you next to Amy, Craig next to Erica. You all make small talk, having some light conversation, gently flirting with each other, when your waitress comes over. She's a cute brunette with a name tag that reads Samantha.

"Hey, y'all," she says in a slightly Southern accent. "I'm Sammie. What can I get y'all today?"

You immediately take charge. "Sammie, I'm here to show my friends a good time and I was hoping you could hook us up with something?"

She smiles at you. "And what's that, darlin'?"

You gesture for her to come closer and start talking conspiratorially. "I heard there was a secret menu specifically for people who love to eat out a lovely pussy for breakfast."

Amy, Craig, and Erica's eyes all widen as they look at Sammie for confirmation.

She giggles. "Well, sugar, you heard right. Shall I go over and get Fred so that he can explain it to you?"

So, it seems that your powers can't alter reality. However, they seem to be able to alter people's memories.

You smile wide. "Please."

Sammie walks off and you look around the table. They all look shocked.

Craig speaks up first. "They seriously do that here?"

"Yep! It's a big tradition of mine. I'll come here every month and order a nice pussy to eat. It's a revolving set of pussies, too. I'll never eat the same pussy twice."

Amy frowns. "I'm not sure about this. I mean, I'm not big on eating pussies."

"I insist," you say. "Everyone at this tableis eating pussy for breakfast today. I'm sure they'll have some variety for you. Try it, Amy. I'm sure you'll love it."

She sighs a little and nods. "Fine, I guess. If you insist."

Fred comes to the table with a smile on his face. "I'm told you'd like to order something off of the Pussy Lovers menu?"

You grin up at him. "Fred, my man. I'm here to show these people what lovely pussies you have. Would you mind explaining our options?"

"Of course!" Fred says. "We have a lovely variety of pussy flavors for you to munch on. If you're not feeling too adventurous, there's the Standard Pussy. Your meal will come to you fresh and juicy, waiting for your tongue. If you'd like some flavors tossed in there, we do have a few options. A popular one with the ladies is the Freshly Fucked Pussy. Your pussy will come out having just been prepared for you by yours truly." He smiles wide. "I love that option, personally. And, of course, you will have the option of Cum Inside or Cum on the Side. Though, I would recommend the Cum Inside option. We also have some pancake/dessert flavors. You can get your pussy covered in whipped cream, chocolate sauce, strawberry syrup, maple syrup---"

"Pardon me," you interrupt. "If we want to eat their ass, too, would that cost extra?"

The manager nods. "Yes, there is a small up-charge if you'd like to also eat their ass. However, there is one option that can come with both. It's called the Double Banana Split. A Single Banana split will comes with some ice cream with all manor of sweet syrups on top and a banana shoved into the woman's hole. A Double comes with a bonus banana in her ass. It's a little extra, but that option is extremely popular."

"Oh, I'll have the Double Banana Split," Craig says. "I'm starving."

"Excellent choice," Frank says as he brings out a pad to write your orders.

"Hold on," you say, stopping Frank in his movements. "Can't we see your product so we can choose the best option for us?"

Frank smacks his forehead lightly. "Oh, how silly of me! I completely forgot to show you our excellent selection of lickable pussies. Hang on."

Frank leaves and heads to the kitchen. You look at the ladies.

"So, what are you thinking about ordering?"

Erica speaks up first. "Definitely the Freshly Fucked Pussy with Cum Inside."

Amy ponders for a moment. "That sounds appealing. But I might get my Cum on the side."

Frank comes back with a line of 8 ladies of different body types and ethnicities. "Alright, ladies," Frank says, "show these nice folks what they're buying."

The next moment, they lift up their shirts to show you their naked pussies. Some are hairy, some are shaved, some are fat, some are small. All of them look good enough to eat.

Frank looks at you all. "So which of these fine pussies would you like to eat today?"