The Screen Goes Blank

Lawrence presses the button, and immediately there is a great flash before the screen went blank. All he could see was the dark screen and his own, confused reflection.

Fuck! He'd fallen for some kind of malware virus things! Wasn't the first time, either. When he'd been twelve, Lawrence had been watching porn on strange sites, and all of a sudden pictures of naked women started appearing on his screen, which wouldn't delete. It had been hell to make sure his mom hadn't found out.

Just as Lawrence was remembering that, there was a beep, like when a microwave has finished cooking, and the screen turned red. This looked just as suspect as a blank screen, so Lawrence didn't feel any better. That was when the lamp appeared.

On the screen, this picture of a golden lamp just appeared, exactly like that one from Aladin. Lawrence stared at it, amazed, and then some text appeared above it.

"Press the lamp and your dreams will come true"

Fuck it, he hadn't anything to lose; any dodgy virus that was there had most likely already shoved itself into the phone's ass crack and was probably already **** it with full ****. Pressing a fee more buttons could hardly do much more. Lawrence hesitated for a second, as if something in the back of his mind was telling him not to. Then, he clicked it.

A flash, and Lawrence was sure he heard a woman's giggle. He looked beside him, and suddenly a woman was there.

A fairy? She wore a pink dress with a low cut neck and a short skirt, and bright pink wings hung from her back like they would a bird. Definitely a fairy. But how the fuck could that happen?

"Hello, Lawrence" the fairy said to him. "I'm Sophie. Your personal sex advisor and supporter. Someone up there decided you deserve the chance to become a sex god. I'm here to help you through this."

Sophie gave him an analysing look, and with surprise Lawrence noticed he was naked. Had he been naked this whole time, he wondered, and if so, why was the fairy even coming near him? He was an unattractive virgin, hardly something anyone would want to go near.

"Tell me, Lawrence" Sophie said, touching his arm gingerly, "Name me the girl you would like most to fuck in the whole wide world. She will be your first ****."