The Scenic Route

Selena decided to take the scenic route back to her neighborhood. Working up quite the sweat along the way. The Rambunctious Redhead showed off her glorious, glistening body to various parts of town. Such as the Sweet Thangs Bakery.

“Look at those hot buns!”

“I’d love to taste her cake!”

“I’d love to give that milf some frosting.”

“Dammit! I’m too aroused to think of a pun!”

She then passed the barbershop, Trims. Catching the attention of two gossiping customers.

“Donnie! Donnie! She’s at it again!”

“Who?”

“The redhead, remember?”

“Ramby!? Oh shit, how long’s it been? 2 decades?”

“And she’s even sweeter now. Have mercy.”

“Ya think hubby knows what she’s up to?”

“Doesn’t matter. He married her. He knew what he signed up for.”

“Damn right. Those beautiful curves are for the people.”

“Amen.”

Selena saw the nunnery up ahead. While she was a fellow woman of God. It was always really fun to rile up those sanctimonious nuns. Usually she did that by playing rock music as she drove past. But now she had a different idea. “Hey!” Selena shouted to get the nuns attention. Right before turning around to bend over and show the modest women her giant peach. “Gaze upon God's glorious creation!” The ginger taunted as she spread her sweet cheeks and then gave her right one a hefty smack. While most of them fainted at the sight that many would pay to see. The abbess had a few words.

“How dare you mock the Lord with such debauchery!”

That's when the visiting Father Max chimed in. “Now Ruth, Selena is simply sharing her God given gifts. All to help us remember a time when God’s Earth was pure and innocent.”

Ruth glared at the perverted priest. She debated in her head if his absurd reasoning was more offensive than the crude sight they both witnessed. “How did they ever let you near a church?”

Selena loved every bit of attention her bare body was getting. She was so turned on that the winter chill of January might as well not exist to her. She couldn’t cover up even if she wanted to. As touching her clam at this point would probably have her fingering herself to orgasm right then and there. And there are still some things I want to keep private… maybe. Selena thought as she saw her neighborhood come into view.