The Procession Sets Off !

Debbi was unprepared for the stir her appearance caused as she emerged from the college rest room to make her way to the waiting truck. During the couple of weeks of preparation, she had forgotten that the only people who had seen her in this costume were Deacon's crew and the three girls. Even the other members of the class she was mentoring had only seen the Miz No-E Rap once and that was impromptu and wearing her own lingerie. This was an **** novelty to all the other students, used to seeing this sophisticated business woman strolling their corridors but who was now transformed into the image of a little girl !

"Make way for Miz No-E, make way for the star of the show" bellowed Lynn, making sure that Debbi gained even more attention. There were half a dozen floats to make up the Rag Week procession but there was already little doubt as to which float would be the prime attraction ! Lynn and Jody had initially wanted Debbi to be standing up and rapping as the pickup drove along but this proved to be too precarious. So they revised the plan to stop at strategic points and perform the show but in the meantime, the flotilla set out with Debbi sitting in the back and cringing while her recorded recitation blared out over Clinton's backing track.

"Wave to the crowds" Jody instructed, before Lynn began calling through a loudhailer. "Come to the plaza. Continuous live performance of the Miz No-E Rap !" What with all this commotion and publicity, a sizeable crowd was forming by the time the floats pulled into a circle by the town centre plaza. Intrigued shoppers piled out of the mall to watch.

"Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. It's Miz No-E !" announced Jody. Lynn and Shahida began to move among the crowd with collecting buckets. Debbi couldn't believe she was about to get up in public in the middle of town in these tiny panties to begin dancing and miming. "Look at me, I'm Miz No-E. Dancin' in my knickers for the world to see...." An excited little girl pushed to the front.

"Look mummy, this lady's dancing in her knickers."

"Yes dear."

"They're like my knickers."

"Yes dear."

"Why is she dancing ?"

"I suppose it's to help the doctors and nurses dear."

"But why is she in her knickers ?"

"I don't know dear."

The tape played on a continuous loop. Debbi could only continue to mime and gyrate !