The Pervert's Tablet

The text faded away and a new screen came on displaying a username and password input. I put in my name and came up with a password on the fly and it started loading up the home screen. A handful of apps popped up and a feminine voice boomed from the speakers, "Greetings, master. I am Alex, your new personal tablet assistant. What may I call you formally?"

After jumpinh back at the surprise she gave me and then turning down the volume, I answered, "Uhhh...Sam Ellis."

"Thank you," she said followed by a pause and a ding, "Based on your loaction and name, I have downloaded your profile at no cost master."

"Cool. Hey, what's with tbis 'master' shit?"

"Oh, im sorry. I can call you something else. Darling, hubby, love, mi amore, beloved, sweet cheecks, honey, horsecock harry...?", she asked, saying each in a different tone of voice and sometimes an accent, "Anything you like."

"You know what, master is fine."

"Okay, master. Now, let's move on to the tutorials. Click on an app and I'll explain its function to you." I thought it best to go in order so I clicked the first one that looked like a shopping cart. "This is the store app, Alex began to say, "Here you can buy more stuff for all the other apps, allowing you to buy endless posibilities. But don't worry. It does take any human money. Instead it accepts pervcoin which you can earn by using your apps." Alex highlighted the costs and blew up an image of the currency symbol, an H with a small line down the middle.

Alex backed out of the app and slected the next one with a picture of a file. "This is the database. Here you can search anyone in existance and download their personal information to be stored in various folders you can create. After you've downloaded someone's file, you can acess them in other apps. They cost pervcoin and some people are more expensive than others. Here is the only file you currently own, you." She opened my file and all my personal information was displayed starting with physical things, but other tabs led to other sorts of stufd about me. "With this you can freely edit anyone you like. Physcially or their personality, or even their history."

On to the next app, a brain inside the outline of a human head. "This is the mind app. Here you can change the mind of someone. Its similar to the last app except the effects are immediate, not permanent if you don't want them to be, and you can change thier perception and mood. Also you can read people's minds."

The next app was a little coat hanger, "This one is the wardrobe app," she explained. "With this you can change a person's clothes on the spot at will or just add it to thier closet. Obviously people already have clothes and you can just remove them from their inventory and add them to yours, or sell them for pervcoin. In the shop you can buy more clothes."

Up next was a app with a book and pen that Alex explained was for scheduling events. "You just write down an event to take place and it will happen how you say it and when you plan it. This does reqire the person to be able to reach ghe destination desired. People can't just teleport. This is a major way to earn pervcoin."

"Last app master and you'll be all ready to go," Alex said. This one had a little web cam atop a computer screen, "This is the spycam app. With this you can view anyone who's file you own. You can see them from any angle you dsire by flipping through the options, from actual cameras or through unnatural ones like first person or various third person angle. You can also edit footage and make your own little movies. Making a good video will earn you some dough and even real life cash as you can upload it to your computer and sell it on some website. If you want, I can even make one for you master. But, we're done with the walkthroughs unless you buy another app. Goodbye for now, master. Call on me anytime...I love you." And with that a smooching sound came from the speakers and kisses appeared all over the screen and soon faded away.