The New Disney Plus

John had never liked Disney Plus. It was both a stupid subscription service, and it ruined many of the things that Disney now owned.

However, when he saw Disney Plus appear on his phone, he was intrigued.

He wanted to watch the original Beauty and the Beast and the original Aladdin, but when he hit play, he was met with Princess Jasmine and Belle. Belle was dressed as a maid, and Jasmine, a belly dancer.

"What the hell?" John cried.

"Greetings Master," said Jasmine. "Would you like to see me dance?"

"Or perhaps zere ees some cleaning I can do for you?" Belle said in a French accent.

"Are you for real?" John asked.

Both women nodded.

"What is happening?"

"We are the authentic Princess Jasmine and Belle," said Jasmine. "Hypnotized and brought into this dimension by a god who has been watching you."

"So what's with the outfits?"

"Ve are dressed zis vay based on your sexual fantasies about us," said Belle.

"So...exactly how long will you stay in this, um, dimension?"

The girls looked at each other, then back to John.

"Forever!" they giggled in unison.

"And I can do anything I want with you?"

They nodded.

John had a feeling he was going to like this new Disney Plus.

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