The Most Spectacular Dismount

Amberly sat in the muddy puddle, glaring furiously at her horse.

The horse stood a few feet away, ears pricked forward, looking suspiciously pleased with itself.

Then it snorted.

Amberly could have sworn it was laughing.

“Oh, you think this is funny, do you?”

She shifted, felt a sudden chill, and looked down.

Her mouth fell open.

She was naked.

Completely, utterly naked.

Oh, no! Did I actually start the competition without my clothes?

The horse gave another delighted snort.

Amberly narrowed her eyes.

“You did this on purpose!”

At that moment, the announcer's voice boomed across the arena.

“Ladies and gentlemen, let's give Amberly a big hand for the most spectacular dismount of the day!”

The crowd erupted in applause.