The Missus

It didnt take long for someone to pick up the phone. Then again when your the parent of a 'troubled child' you probably are quick to answer the phone when caller i.d. says Sunnydale High.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Missus S, it's Xander." He cheerfully said while imagining what to say to her to prepare for his planned nights events.

"Xander? Is everything okay?" Joyce Summers asked. "Is Buffy okay?"

"Buffy told me everything Missus S." Xander started his preplanned ideas. "She couldn't hold it back anymore and had to tell me your deep dark secrets."

"Wh-"

Xander cut her off, he couldnt let her get out from under his control. "Yup. I now know that you are completely infatuated with me. That you love me. We only met earlier this year when you moved to town and yet you've fallen for me."

Joyce Summers made a surprised squawking sound.

"Beyond that I know that your horny for me too. Horny like a teenage boy. Whats that old chestnut? Teen boys and women in their 40s have the same libido? Thats you. A 40 year old near nymphomaniac. All that sexual need focused on me. Masturbating several times a day to me. That's how Buffy found out. She found you polishing the pearl while looking at pictures of me."

Joyce let out a low moan.

"Buffy let me in on another little fact. It's been almost ten years since you and your ex had sex. And given your a 'good' girl who would never own a vibrator or dildo... that means your practically a virgin again. You are so tight you can barely get a finger up your cunt. You spend nights just imagining my big dick splitting you open like its your first time as you flick your bean."

Joyce moaned and made a babbled agreeing sound.

"Buffy also told me about your plan to use her to lure me into your house so that you could seduce me. Naughty, naughty Missus S. Using your own daughter like that. You minx! But you have to take it further than that. Not only does Buffy need to be part of us having sex, you need to be willing to have sex with Buffy. And if that means you have to make out with Buffy and caress her tits or play with her pussy, then you are just willing to do that. If you have to go down on Buffy then you are willing to do that. Whatever it takes to make me fuck you."

"Yeah, thinking about it, you probably are going to need Buffy's help to fuck me because I am a sexual dynamo, dontcha know. So cast aside whatever taboos you hold because your are going to have to have sex with Buffy's help to fully sate me sexually. And as long as your doing away with taboos you might as well prep for some anal action. Just imagine my big cock going where no man has gone before. Y'know older women can have multiple orgasms from taking it up the ass. Something about how a guys big dick feels inside a woman's ass just makes older women, like you Missus S, have multiple explosive orgasms. Imagine it, right now Missus S. My big dick up you ass making you cum so hard you black out... It's exciting isnt it?"

Joyce was panting into the phone. "Yes... Very... Exciting."

"Anyways... the reason I called was to let you know that after Buffy told me everything I decided that you shouldnt be denying yourself a sexlife. We should have sex tonight actually. So this call is just to let you know you need to head home and clean up and prepare for the sex tonight. And stop off on the way home and buy some sexy lingerie and whatever supplies we might need. And remember to do whatever grooming is necessary for tonights sexy times, shave your legs, trim the bush, pluck the odd hair, prep for anal... whatever you ladies do."

Joyce whimpered into the phone

"Well, that's all I was calling to say. Looking forward to fucking you tonight, Missus S. Are you lloking forward to fucking me?"

A small half moan, then with a much sexier tone of voice then he'd ever heard her use, Mrs. Summers said, "See you tonight Xander. I'm counting the minutes until I'm riding your cock."

Xander hung up the phone and looked down at the half hard dick in his pants. That was probably the most erotic thing he'd ever heard a woman say in real life.

Hot damn he couldnt wait for tonight.

Now to go see what Willow had learned about sex magic