The Main Event: The Royal Rumble

Tanya stands in the middle of the ring that has various sex toys lying about with Debbie

"Ladies and gentlemen. I want to admit we have a small problem. We don't have all wrestlers we need to make this a fun and worthwhile tournament. We need one more woman and sadly I didn't have time to pick one."

The crowd groans.

"So, I decided this week before the show started I decided to call out for any women who wanted to audition and boy on boy did I get some lookers. And out of the all the ones who showed up I picked twenty of the most gorgeous women, most I'm pretty sure you know as the ones I picked were ones that were let go once women's wrestling crumbled on the main circuit, and one you don't. A wildcard if you please. And I never tested them out if you know what I mean." Tanya chuckles, "As I wanted you see for yourself and that's why tonight we are going to have a Royal Rumble to see who will fill that last spot."

The crowd cheers.

"So with that said and all these toys lying about, let's find out who are last wrestler will be! Debbie take it away!"

Tanya hands the mike to Debbie who bounces up and down.

"Okay, and who wants to see me use these toys on myself before we start?"

The crowd cheers but Tanya turns around outside the ropes and screams at Debbie.

"No! Just start the fucking match!"

Debbie seems dejected as the crowd boos.

"Okay... fine" She sighs, "Coming to the ring first, she is..."