The Mailman

You open the door and are surprised to see a mailman standing in front of you holding a package. He smiles at you and holds out a clipboard and a pen.

"Good morning! Sign here please," the mailman requests.

"Oh, um, good morning. What's this for?" You ask, rightfully confused.

"You're John, right?" he replies with a question of his own.

"Yes, that's me...,"

"Great then if you could just sign here we can give you your package." He says smiling.

This guy is acting awfully strange. But then again, maybe you just forgot you ordered something. You've done that more than once. Of course, they usually just leave it at the door. Why would this package require a signature? You get a weird vibe from this situation. You are becoming increasingly sure that you did not order anything, but this guy knew your name. Maybe you should ask him to leave. Or you could just take the package to keep him happy, plus, if the contents are cool it will be like getting a present. Not everyday you get a present. Okay, seriously, it's time to decide.