The Mad Raven Cometh

You didn't recall meeting a lot of twins. Then again you didn't recall a lot apparently so no change of pace there... god you needed to read more books with amnesiac protagonists.

But as your eyes flickered between the Reid twins it became apparent to you that these were probably the most similar-looking human beings that you had ever encountered. Mr Reid's hair whipped as he shot up to his sure feet, strolling over like a wobbly spring with wild googly eyes glued on top.

Thin as a branch the gaunt, very feminine-looking man outstretched a hand, wiggling his small fingers as his face seemed unable to stay still "Heeyyy, yoooo, sup... I'm Huginn-Henry, Henry Reid, Mona's brother, Nice to meet you Char-Mr Drunk--DRAKE!" He cried making you jolt as you shook his hand, looking at him like he was crazy... what are you kidding this guy looked crazy, and nervous as he fumbled over his words. "*Ahem*...Mr Drake, yep... can I call ya Charlie or.... not that we are that close? We'venevermet, ever. ever...... ever-"

"Cut the crap, Hughie, he knows." Ramona already sounded exhausted addressing her brother.

"PHEW! THANK GOD, I SUCK! AT SECRETS!" But his stormy eyes narrowed, creeping over to his sister with an accusing finger, jabbing into her chest. "You disobeyed the Master's orders, Moonie, bad juju... bad, bad, juju."

She flicked him in the head, making Henry reel back in pain "OOOOOW!" His head jutted back down, his hair splashing through the air as he did. "That was mean. I'm gonna tell mama on you."

"Mama has been dead for 80 years, jackass, now hush, before I give you something to dig mama up for, got it?"

Huginn grumbled, walking over to your frankly starstruck self and throwing his arm around you. "Listen, Charlie, buddy you ain't got a lot of choice in life, get what I mean?"

"I uh..." this guy was very weird.

"-Because if I was graced by the endless wheels of time and fate then I would have been given a better option for eternal twinship then that gargoyle over there."

His mean whisper tickled your ear, his face cartoonish, his tone boyish and against all the odds, against every bit of reason that refuted this bizarre encounter "Pfthehe... hahahahaha!" You burst into laughter, Huginn joining you as Moonie folded her arms unamusedly.

"Not funny... that wasn't even a joke." She grumbled.

Hughie skirted over to his sister, grasping her around the waist and hosting her up into a hug, her face stone cold and grumpy as you smiled "Awwww come on sissy, you know I love you really!" He set her grumpy form down and cuddled her close at his side "Alright, handsome, what's the verdict?"

You peered at the twins curiously, Huginn rolled his eyes gesturing frantically. "Comeon! who's the better lookin', don't sugar coat it, out with it man!"

"I ummm..."

Moonie's eyes actually looked on interestingly, as grey as her brother's, Hughie's sleek feminine face as beautiful and gentle as his sister's, their matching golden hairs intermingled as the twins both stared expectantly. You eyed Hughie, he really was quite something-WHAT THE FUCK? NO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Ramona, definitely Ramona." You spat out, as swiftly as possible.

Muninn flushed, pushing her hair back as she gave you a small smile. Damn, she was pretty... but... what the hell was that just now? For a second you were completely convinced that Huginn was a-

"Buzzkill. What's on the agenda for today sweet sista?" He asked his sister who couldn't stop blushing, peering at you non-stop.

"Teaching Charlie, vampire shit."

Huginn's face arced into a wide, insidious smile "Lady's and Gentleman, let's get to it."