The Kardashians

"Kim, you have no energy. You will care for your children, but let the nannies do most of the work. You don't care about how you look, what you wear, and you won't even bother to get your hair cut, worry about body hair, wearing make-up, or waxing or trimming your eyebrows."

Next was Kourtney. "Kourtney, you are so proud of yourself. You know you are not only smarter than your sisters, but you're also even hotter than they are. You can only orgasm if you're looking at yourself ina mirror during sex. You will fill your house with photos and paintings of yourself. "

Khloe: "Khloe, you love to eat, and you don't care what you eat or how much. You won't care what anyone says, and any time you weigh yourself, you'll think your weight is fine."

Kendall: "Kendall, you're consumed with lust. You need to have sex daily, and you don't care with whom. You'll practice safe sex and get on the most effective birth control you can, and if you go more than 12 hour without getting fucked, you must masturbate."

Last was Kylie. "Kylie, you are obsessed with money. You will do anything for money. You'll sign your name to any product anyone wants to endorse, you'll open an OnlyFans account, and never turn down any opportunity to make money even if it means doing porn. You will have a sex toy company make you a gold-plated vibrator and a gold-plated anal plug."

Kris: "Kris, you are very, very envious of your daughters. You know they are all better than you, and your daughters are all prettier than you are now and even when you were their age. You can't stand it, and you'll do your best to sabotage their lives."