Which Suitor Does She Go To First?

The Jock.

"Hamasaki Natsuo, one might call him the best of them, PHYSICALLY speaking. He is captain of half the school's male varsity sports teams, has the face of a young Daimio from a movie, the voice of an AV star, and the body of a Greek God: with morals to match! He treats every pretty girl he meets like she's part of a checklist and as far as this school goes I and my sisters are the only items left on it! He's boorish, rude, self-centered, and none too bright either!" Ursula fumed.

"Yet, for all those faults you still consider him a candidate, why?" Masukumeron asked rolling to expose her peaches-and-cream belly hair.

"Three reasons, one of which is stupid and the other two fairly reasonable. One: he may be kinda dumb, but if you once convince him something is worth learning he practices until he knows it by heart. Two: while he is an undeniable man-whore and sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen, he isn't a cheater or ****: whichever girl manages to ensnare him in her web tightly enough to bring him to the marriage bed will have a passionate, skilled, and sexually aggressive lover for life..." Ursula trailed off.

"Three?" Masukumeron asked, batting at the cables of Ursula's backpack.

Ursula slumped and sighed. "Three, he's just too fucking HOT for my own good," she whined. "I'm normally not attracted to the muscled types but he ISN'T. He's not like those guys with the bulging biceps and washboard abs, he's just, strong: I mean real strength, the useful kind of strength. He uses an imperial army rucksack for his backpack loaded with full kit just because he CAN, and I've watched him jack up a car to help his mom change a tire with his bare hands, but he doesn't have that ripped look that turns me off, he's just a strong, honest, hardworking, lunkhead."

"Who happens to be boorish, rude, insensitive, and have slept with ninety percent of the girls in school who aren't actually ugly, ONCE," Masukumeron said with a snicker.

"Yeah." Ursula declared, dejected.

"So, next candidate," the marmalade color house cat said, inspecting her left paw studiously...

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Love Blooms for the four daughters of the famous Witch Haeyo Kiki

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It is a world similar to our own, but with several marked differences. 1: Magic is real, and certain special people can work with it to accomplish things that defy the laws of physics. 2: Adolf Hitler was assassinated by a group of Austrian Patriots in 1938, while in the East Emperor Hirohito staged a coup-de-eta which made him the undisputed authority in Japan for which he instituted massive reforms, and between the two events WWII never took place. Flash Forward to 1989: a 13 year old Witch named Haeyo Kiki goes out on her "year of proving" to learn more about the world and her own place in it. She has several adventures in the city of Koriko and surrounding countryside, including meeting her future boyfriend and then husband Haeyo Tombo and saving his life following an airship disaster, which gains both her and witchcraft generally international attention. Flash Forward again to 2017: Kiki and Tombo's identical quadruplet daughters, Osono, Ursula, Kokiri, and Madoka are just turned 18. They each have gone on their year of proving, and succeed. However, unlike their mother none of them found true love while out in the world for the first time: at least so they think. Each one has several admirers, though, some of them from their childhoods, some from the cities or towns where they spent their year of proving, and some from this newfangled thing called "The Internet". By the end of the year two of them will be in serious relationships, one will be married, and the last one will have discovered she's a polyamorous bi-sexual. This is their story.