The Interview

A transcript of my interview with Penelope Bishop follows:

Bishop: Anya Sonova. I've heard a lot about you.

Anya: Nothing bad I hope

Bishop: No no, not at all. Oh, I love your choice of attire. I'm a bit overdressed. Hang on.

Anya: For the audio record, Penelop Bishop is stripping off her clothes, opting for just a splendid black bikini underneath.

Bishop: Without the top. I thought we'd match.

Anya: I see. Hey, what's all this?

Bishop: Well, I know that you have a habit of pestering all your interviewees with endless questions. So I thought I'd both counteract that while having some fun in the process.

Anya: These are racks of bondage gear.

Bishop: Correct. And for each question you ask, we put an item from you on the rack. And then I answer while putting on the same restraint. I'll keep answering questions provided you can keep asking them.

Anya: Hmm, I'm game. You should know, I am very good at gag talk.

Bishop: So am I.

Q - What made you want to start The Bondage Resort? ...What do you mean you're starting with the gag?

(Anya was quickly ball-gagged. Bishop grabbed her own ball gag and started applying it while she answered)

A- Well, in case its not already obvious, I love bondage. I was addicted to it at one point. My fantasies just kept growing and growing until I had to do something about it. The...ondage esort as a ay oo et a ot of inds in the ame place, o at I ould try ut any ore ondage ideas.

Q - His is ight! Ere do ou et all ese estraints rom?

(Bishop gets the staff to add ballet heels to both of them)

A - Ive us he tiletto eels...Ell e utsource ost of em rom he anufacturers. E et the ocks in ulk rom a lace in Rance.

Q - I ave o ask. At's our avourite estraint?

A - Eep asking estions and 'oull ind out. Eepsacks. Ucking ove eing obilized

(The staff grab heavy duty legbinders from the racks and start pulling the laces while the two women continue with the interview)

Q - At is it bout ondage hat ou re o ttracted o ersonally?

(Bishop looks through the items on the rack before selecting nipple chains to be adminsitered)

A - I uess a art of it is he elplessness. Ou ant o nything bout it, o ou ave o oice ut to elax. Ow. Hat's artly he eason I ade his lace a unny each esort. Ell, hat and I lso ike alking round opless. Ow.

Q - Hat ould ou ay o nyone ot ure if hey ant to ry out heir ondage etish?

(The staff select matching blindfolds to attach to the ladies)

A - O ome ere? (Laughs) Ut eriosuly, I ould dvise o art of mall. It tually ook e a hile o iscover mine. I arted y alking round my ouse opless, lindfolded and andcuffed. Hen I arted oing it eryday I ealised hat it as omething I njoyed...ill oping?

Q - His is othing. Ring it. Ow often o ou ie ourself up?

A: Ery ell...ive us he traitjackets.

(The staff prepare latex open-breast straitjackets that they begin attaching the to the legbinders)

A: Very ay. N act, e nly eason I as ot ied up oday as ecause I ad o eet ou ere.

Q - Ouldn't it e ard o un a ompany hile onstantly ied up?

(Nose hooks are quickly attached up each ladies nose)

A - At irst it as. Ut en fter ears of oing it, it ecomes asier. I ould od y ob lindfolded at is point.

Q - Ow any uests o ou et on a egular asis ere?

(Specialised latex hoods are laced over the ladies' heads. Anya's has a gap for her undercut to flow out, Bishop's has a hole for her ponytail)

A - Nywhere rom hree o a ousand in he usier easons.

Q - Uck, is nterivew as uch a reat idea! Ucking ast oo!...Ell me bout he eybearers. hat's he ob ike?

(Both women are placed on the floor and hogtied with a pole that connects their boots to their hoods)

A - Its a ob ith a uge ob atisfaction. Ach eybearer ets o ick he estraints hey wear, o hey re ssentially njoying it he ole ime. Hey et aid a ot ore han if hey ere at a upermarket ough. Its a igh emand job. Arely nyone uits, o e ave ore pplications han ots available.

Q - I uess is nterivew is lmost t n nd?

A - O, ou ave a ew ore eft. One ess ow, ounting hat uestion.

(The staff produce a bunch of padlocks and start adding them to the bound ladies)

Q - Ey! Hat asn't a uestion! Hat are ou doing?

A - Nother one!

(The locks keep coming as two sleepsacks are placed on the ground and the two ladies are lowered into them. They are zipped into them, their hogtie pile poking out at either end of the zip)

Q - Ell, I uess I ave one o uesion ef. O uh, Ow ould ou i o o is allen ou ave or e as ell?

(The final restaint, a padded crate, is produced from behind the chairs, and the ladies are lowerd into one each)

A - Ell inially i as uossed o e us oo, ut I uess I......mmm mmm mmm mm

Q - Mmm mm mmmm mmm mmm!