The Interview

"Courtney, when you walk into the board room, your anus will start itching. Any time you look at a male board member, you will wonder what it would be like to have anal sex with him, and when you see a woman board member, you'll wonder what it would be like to tongue out her anus. All you can think of is anal sex. You'll even forget why you're there as with each passing moment, you'll crave anal sex more and more. Any time you are asked a question, you'll simply say 'I'm sorry, but I'm horny and my anus itches, and you will be unable to say anything else. You will not leave the meeting until you are asked to leave or the meeting ends. After the meeting, you'll rush to find me, beg me to fuck you up the ass, do anything I wang if I fuck you up the ass, and not take 'no' for an answer."