The Interview

Chapter 4- The Interview

*Beep*

I wake up and jump out of my chair confused, I look around with wide eyes. I fell asleep? As I wipe the drool from my cheek I remember everything that happened before I fell asleep.

The principal... Haley...

*Beep!*

I look down and press the button "Yes?"

"Haley Kerchaval is here to see you."

I talk the deepest breath of my life "Send her in..."

I try to gather myself as I sit back down in my chair. I can no longer think, the madness of my current situation is too much to bare. I'm protecting her by doing anything she asks of me, thats all that matters now, all that I am.

*Click*

As the door opens I'm shocked at what I see...

Her blue hair is done up in a messy bun, her brow is covered in sweat, her cheeks are a shiny pink. The reason for her appearance is clear from her attire. She's in her gym clothes! The typical grey shirt with the green school logo, and the bright green baggy gym shorts with a smaller grey logo. Though she has used black hair clips to both tighten and pull up her shirt revealing her abs, and to pull up and shorten her shorts showing her thighs.

She smiles "Right where I left you! Ah well my mile run has cleared my mind and helped me make a decision."

I give a silent nod.

She chuckles "Sheesh you look solemn, some things never change huh?"

Wait... What does that mean?

"Anyway get up outta that chair, and step aside."

I immediately jump up and shuffle to the side. She glides past me and flops into the chair, then straightens up into a confident professional posture. She rolls forward, picks up some papers on my desk, taps them down straightening them, and clears her throat.

"Well Johnathan have a seat, we shall have an interview... You will be honest, you will sell yourself, and I will decide... Now please sit."

My head is spinning as slowly walk to the chair and sit down.

"Soooo (she looks down at the papers like its my application) I see here you wish to be a Blowjob trainer... Quite the coveted position and not many are truly suited for the job... Tell me when was the last time you received a blowjob?"

This is madness, but I have to do anything she asks, even this.

"Ummm... I uh... Not in years..."

Her eyes narrow "How many years?"

I fidget "Like 20..."

"Huh... and yet you think you can teach... Interesting..."

I fidget "Well... Um... I do have experience..."

What the hell is happening, this is already starting to feel like an actual interview.

"Hmmm ok so tell me about this experience."

I huff "Well uh... I dated a girl through highschool who was quite... Passionate... As well as a girl in college who had alot of experience... Then in my twenties I traveled quite a bit and had many lovers along the way... Ultimately my best experience would be attending classes and seminars with my wife..."

She raises an eyebrow "Classes and seminars?"

I shift "Well uh... My wife always appreciated my passion for... Pleasing her... And was compelled to return the favor by learning all she could, which she definitely did. Along the way I learned alot as well."

"Ahhhh very interesting, your talented with the tongue I take it? It's nice to hear but don't get any ideas, that's got no place in this work..."

I nod "Of course..."

She grabs a pen and begins tapping it on the desk "So I'm curious, with all of this experience why has it been 20 years since you've put it to work?"

I deflate a little "Oh... Well not long after my daughter was born my wife passed... Um so... I focused on raising my daughter and my career, everything else just didn't really seem... Necessary..."

Her smile fades a little as she grips the pen she's holding and sets it down lightly "Oh... Oh I'm sorry John..."

People always make that face and I hate it, thats why I avoid this topic "Oh it's really fine... It was a long time ago..."

She gives a small nod, takes a deep breath, and crosses her arms with new energy.

"Ok let's switch gears... Tell me do you have any issues with **** or ****?"

I'm happy to move on "Oh no... Well in my twenties during my travels I did experiment with some things, and drank more than one should... But it was never a serious issue and its been many years since I've had anything."

She nods "Huh... How about your porn habits?"

I huff "Um well... I don't watch porn."

She leans forward and puts her elbows on the desk "Oh come on don't give me that, its nothing to be ashamed of we all watch porn, so what do you like?"

I shake my head "Look I just don't... I have no issues with others doing it, I just don't."

She leans back and crosses her arms "Ok why not? Do you think it's immoral or something?"

I again huff "No I just don't... I don't think the people doing it always want to be there... Some porn stars truly enjoy their work, some make it with their husband or wife, and some just enjoy the thrill... I don't begrudge any of those people and honestly respect what they make as art... But many people in porn don't want to be there, and any time I consider watching I just can't let that go... Now that's my own issue, my own reasons, but believe me when I say I seriously have no issue with others enjoying it."

I don't know why all of that flooded out of me, I've never really been asked about such a thing.

She chuckles "Sheesh that was quite the thesis paper... But I get it... So do you watch hentai? Or read doujins?"

"Um... I don't know what that is..."

She just gives a simple "Huh..."

What is even happening anymore, I'm getting lost in her constant questions... It's like the more she asks, the faster she goes, the more I just speak on instinct.

"Alright so with no porn what do you jerk off too? How often?"

"Well I use my uh... Imagination... Normally in the shower... And maybe only once a week."

"So do you have any fetishes you don't like? That you think are gross..."

I look at her directly "Look everyone has things that they like, no matter the reason I have never judged a person for that... I've definitely tried things that were uncomfortable for me, but I'll never regret letting someone I care for try things that they've always wanted."

She nods "Huh ok... Now in your ideal blowjob where would you say your favorite place to cum is?"

I literally cough in shock "What!?!"

She rolls her eyes "Oh come on stop playing the innocent routine... Every man likes to cum everywhere, but you know you have a favorite... So where? And be specific."

I stand up out of my chair and begin pacing with stress "I... I... I don't know..."

She sits back and crosses her arms "Johnathan just sit down, think of the best blowjob of your life, and tell me where is is that you dumped your jizz... Jesus it's not a big deal."

I look at her with wide eyes, to hear such a cute young lady speak this way makes me literally flinch. There is a silence in the room as we have a staring contest, her blue eyes beaming. Eventually she smiles and just nods to the chair. I slowly walk to it, sit down, and look at the floor. If I'm going to protect her, I've got to answer this honestly.

I mumble quietly "In... In the throat..."

She leans forward "Huh? Where? I couldn't hear you."

I close my eyes and say loudly "fully down in the throat!"

She rocks in the chair a little with her arms still crossed "Oh really? Wow I didn't take you for that type... Surprising to say the least..."

Like lightning through the night sky a realization streaks through my brain. Finally the puzzle pieces make sense to me. The reason she laughed earlier, the reason her behavior is so uncharacteristic, the reason she would consider this unbelievably absurd proposal, and the reason she just made me repeat what I just said. All of this is just a cynical way to humiliate some old pervert! She never has considered this for real after all! A wave of relief washes over my like the high tide on a beach. Thank god.

I'll follow the principals rules... I'll do as Haley tells me... And after she gets bored demeaning me she will be free to go to college and start what I'm sure will be a happy life!

My relief is immeasurable...

She clicks the pen in her hand "Hmmm..."

I sit in anticipation as my new found second wind takes root. I'm still nervous of what she'll ask, but now I'm assured she doesn't want any of this to actually happen... It seriously helps calm my ragged nerves.

"Would you be able to act? To play a character if needed?"

I nod "Um yeah... I guess..."

She huffs "You guess? Doesn't sound very confident."

I straighten up "I definitely can, thats something I also have experience in... In college I was in many plays, and in seminars I spoke of role play definitely came in to play."

She smirks "Interesting... So are you circumcised?"

I shudder with embarrassment "Uh... No..."

She huffs "Bleh... Well jeez..."

I feel a very old insecurity bubble up from my core "Sorry..."

She shrugs "Whatever... Alright last question..."

I feel my body tense in anticipation.

She grins "Honestly, do you think you could train me to suck cock better than I do now?"

I give a relived exhale and without even thinking just blurt out "Of course, your just a young girl, is that even a serious question?"

I see the slightest twitch in her face as she glares at me. I immediately regret my words but they were the truth, as much as I wish they weren't. She pushes herself away from my desk without breaking eye contact, then pushes the the chair forward so hard it bangs against the desk.

"Whatever you old fucking pervert... This was fun but I'm over it..."

Without a single word more she stomps out of my office and slams the door. Just like that I'm sitting in the silence of my office. I put my face in my hands and give a relived sigh... Finally... It's over...