The Genie of the bottle, 1:2 (so unfair)

How long has it been? How long in tell I have another master? How long in tell I have someone wishes to grant and the ability to get my own wishes granted? I must be among the luckiest of genie's, every time I grant a wish for a master, I get to grant two wishes for myself. Oh the fun I had with that, and the fun my previous mast had as well.

Wait a moment, I sense a human, yes a master, I hope they're like me, masters whom dislike my wishes, tend to over react when they find out. If only I could change my masters mind, with my wishes. What their leaving, shine bottle shine, attract them here, yes, yes, pick it up, now rub it. YES