The First Suitor

The next classes past in a near blur as I took to just sleeping through them or reading the latest porn mag Kenchi brought in, not like any of the teachers were going to bother me about it. To them it was completely normal for me to sleep in class thanks to the earrings. A side effect was reinforcing my resolve of how much I hated those pesky black bars when compared to the pictures I'd pinned up at the schools entrance.

Hmm, perhaps I should make it normal for students to hang up pictures of themselves nude or having sex in the school entrance normal. No, better idea, it would be normal in general to hang up pornographic pictures in the entry hall of schools, all dedicated to me to me of course. Getting rid of the black bars could wait a little while longer, or really until I had made up an amusing reason for why its a law but not followed.

"It's normal for people to hang up uncensored pornographic pictures and videos of themselves in the entry halls of schools made in dedication to me. Men are only allowed to be in them if they are a part of the act depicted..." also because I wasn't interested in that "in this school they are to be hung up alongside mine, though clearly marked as such to avoid being mixed up with mine. Its seen as acceptable and moral outlet of sexual desire, something to be openly proud of and as an important point of pride for the school depending on the quality of the display and pictures."

I'll have to crack open a manga or watch TV to see if this actually gets included into them; man that's going to be a blast to see. Will the tired cliche of the girl school idol/student council president sudden include them having the best pictures on the display?

My fantasies were interrupted by the bell signalling the end of the class and the start of gym for the girls. But with my mind fired up I wanted something more interesting than them leaving. An idea was born in a split second.

Getting up I went over to Haruna before she left the classroom. "Oi Haruna!" giving her a wave she turned to me. "Ah hello Toin and Cock-sama." she smile at my approach and even made a deep bow. "Thank you for giving me the privileged of complete undress for gym class today." straightening out from her bow her cheeks are quite red from the admission and she was fiddling with her hands.

"Hey, its important for a girl to value her body. Not to mention your work as the class representative should be acknowledge and rewarded." The flattery apparently hit its mark as Haruna looked both abash and happy at my words. Progress towards being friends I'd say.

Gathering herself up she mustered a reply "Thank you for being so thoughtful."

Grinning I set the idea into motion "Though on the topic of your honor. How about you undress here in class? Because its your first time getting nude, it should special right?"

"I suppose so." Haruna's words were rather hesitant, but with a little goading she agreed. With fanfare she stripped naked in the midst of the class. Rito was practically fixated on her, so were most of the boys. I was taking more pictures to hang up at the schools entrance.

The rest of that class passed by pretty fast making it time for lunch. Stretching I looked over to Rito who was already accosted by local alien Lala. I'm a little surprised I'm so used to the idea of an actual alien in the class so quickly. Rito on the other hand was already looking for an escape from Lala's attention. Shaking my head I put the lunch appointment with Saki to the side as I stepped outside the classroom to catch Rito when he makes he wimpy break for it.

Lo and behold just a minute later who else but Rito comes bursting out the door, grabbing him by his collar he's comes to a stop "Calm down man and walk with me, lets go grab some lunch together."

Rubbing the back of his neck Rito agreed though he still seemed a little distracted "Yeah, sure lets get lunch Toin."

Raising an eyebrow at his distracted tone as we walked through the halls "Hey is there something bothering you?" I know your crap with girls but you're not like this when you chicken out.

Grimacing he nodded before letting out a deep sigh. "Yeah, apparently Lala's father is the protective type-" his explanation was cut short as my phone rang holding up a hand to stop him I took out my phone and answered.

"Hello Toin. I have something to discus with you about Princess Lala of the planet Deviluke. May I see you immediately?" I knew the voice as Sasuga some pretty boy on the tennis team. Why on earth would he want to talk to me about Lala? Whatever he can screw off.

"Go bother Rito about this, he's the one engaged to her." I think I heard some **** as Sasuga's tone changed from confident to apologetic in the blink of an eye.

"I'm so sorry about bothering you then! Forgive me for making the mistake, I'll call Rito now." Just like that he hung up and Rito's phone rang. That was kinda funny. What wasn't so funny was Rito's expression as he answered his phone. Before he sprinted off.

"Hey Rito what the heck man?" I followed on his heels as he ran to wherever he was going. "Sorry Toin! Haruna is in trouble." Tsking at his words I yelled back at him "Well then, don't just leave me out, I'm coming with you, do you know where they are?"

My words brighten Rito's troubled expression up quite a bit "Yeah, one of the girls mentioned Sasuga had Haruna follow him to the storage room. I think he's one of the suitors after Lala!" Huh, guess I should have let Rito finish his explanation, I'll get the full story out of him after this.

Reaching the storage room door Rito threw it open with a yell and we both stepped into the room. Revealing a naked Haruna held in the grasp of to describe it to the best of my ability some bio-mechanical tentacles with several feels at the ends feeling her up.

I have to admit, I wanted that thing. Might be fun to watch mom in it or another girl in it.

"Stop what you're doing to Haruna!" Rito stepped forward and I joined him, because like hell if I was going to let someone else get ahead of me with Haruna. We stopped as Sasuga suddenly underwent a transformation into something.

Rather ugly to be honest, like what the hell are you? Lizard? Fish? Or did you just hit every branch on the way down when falling out of the ugly tree? But the fact he was an alien was clear.

It did make us pause as he threaten to do something to Haruna if Rito stepped closer. For a moment we were in a stand off, so the creep that had apparently just copied Sasuga's form rather than actually was Sasuga took his chance to monologue.

He went on about how he was going to marry Lala and making light of what he was doing to Haruna. At this Rito managed to find his balls.

"You're the worst!" I could see fire in Rito's eyes. Placing a hand on Rito shoulder I added my own voice to the matter "And he has me to back him up."

The moment was interrupted by Lala bursting in and glomping Rito. Nice timing girl, the bastard now named as Ghi Bree started making some noise about his plan only to get thoroughly shot down by Lala. He took exception to that and transformed further into a hulking figure of a being muscled and dangerous.

Ok, Rito I'm willing to back you up and help even against this or with anything similar in the future. But forget about getting hit by that. I'd like some insurance against getting completely beat. Luckily for you my friend I can provide it myself.

"It's normal for everyone and everything to abhor the thought of hurting me whether on purpose or on accident." Its cheap, so very, very cheap to do. But oh so effective. After all if you can cheat like a right son of a bitch and get away with it, why aren't you cheating as hard as you can?

At the same time Rito was finishing his 'I actually have balls, thank you very much' speech that I had to admit he kinda did. For the moment at least, I'll see if he really keeps it up once we win.

Giving a look my way Rito eyes had a rare serious look in them, I gave him a grin as my friend was standing up for himself. "Toin, I know its a lot to ask, but I'll distract him, Lala will get Haruna. Can you get Ghi Bree?"

A cocky smile and tone "Yeah I can do that." At a nod we lunged forward at the alien, running towards him Rito readied a punch and I jump going for flying kick with both feet. Ghi Bree went into a panic at our attack and cowered.

"I'M SORRY!" were the words he managed to get out before I flew feet first into him. Rito had stopped in surprise at Ghi Bree's action. Making contact with him I'd expected to just land on my back from hitting something solid, I didn't expect him to be sent flying back and slam into the back wall of the storage room.

Landing on my back I let a small yelp out "Ow." It hurt but man, that was totally worth it! Ghi Bree's massive form started the shrink until he'd become just a small gnome of what he was before that only came up to to Rito's knee. Ghi Bree stayed right where he was as my kick and the wall had apparently knocked him out.

"TOIN!" Both Rito and Lala ran over to me worried as can be. Taking their offered hands they lifted me up off the ground, Lala started looking me over "Are you ok? No where hurt? I can see to getting the best treatment in the universe in the blink of an eye!" Worry was clear in her voice with Rito looking on with similar worry and some guilt in his eyes.

Waving them off. "I'm fine stop worrying, lets see if that other alien is really out cold." Could this stem from what I just put into place?

Lala explained as we looked at the **** and much small form of Ghi Bree that he wasn't the dangerous alien he'd said he was and was instead from a race that were masters of mimicry however they had very delicate bodies.

Both me and Rito were embarrassed in our own ways but most of all just slapping ourselves on the forehead for actually buying the guys bullshit, in our defense we don't know this stuff. In the end Lala flushed him down a toilet like device and I asked her about moving the device that Ghi Bree had Haruna in moved to my house or maybe somewhere in the school. I'm pretty sure the principle would allow me to have it here with some convincing, he is after all most concerned about getting pretty girls to join the school.

When we were untangling Haruna from the device in question all the courage Rito had from confronting Ghi Bree was gone in a moment at seeing her naked body with some real attention. Snickering at his discomfort I helped Lala get her out of it.

In the end me and Lala came up with a story about her passing out near the tennis club room and that me and Rito found her, this was after Rito had insisted he not be credited and took his leave.