The First Level

The unseen Paul's baritone sounded once again throughout the studio. "Certainly, Biff. Every good bimbo should be centered, so the first level focuses on the center of the bimbos-to-be. Specifically, the hips, buttocks and waist. Our three naked young women will put on the rubber leggings that you see in each station. Inside each pair of leggings is a pair of dildos that will penetrate our lovelies in both orifices! Through these penetrating protrusions, the Bimbomania computer will reprogram the muscles, cells and DNA that make up those areas of our bimbos into shapes much more befitting of hot little sex toys! This is all possible thanks to those great folks at Blonde Concepts, who say, 'The only good bimbo...is any bimbo!'"

Laura, Tonya and I looked at each other and shrugged. It all sounded more like hype than anything else. The producers using special effects for the people watching from home seemed more likely than a machine making major changes to our bodies. The rubber pants with the double dildos would certainly keep the ratings high while distracting from the likely lack of anything actually happening.