The First Battle with the Naked Redhead!

Ranma's and the naked redhead's "discussion" had progressed to the point to where she had grabbed a mop and was using its wooden handle as if it were a bokken. She was surprisingly skilled in wielding it. Ranma already had two nasty bruises from it; if she should strike him in a vital area, she could very well kill him. The unarmed martial artist was handicapped because the Code said he shouldn't fight girls. His old reliable of turning into another girl was now denied him! Also putting him off was that he was fighting 'herself', the Pigtailed Girl (without the pigtails). Confusingly, while a part of him would like nothing better than getting "****" on the both Kuno and the body who had taken his manhood from him so many times, another part of him felt protective of her!(??)

And, then, there was what her kendo technique was doing to her bare, naked, nipple-tipped boobs! It was surprisingly fascinating to watch them being yanked and swung about so vigorously! Ranma knew from first-hand experience just how much pain they must be in. But Kuno, of course, was too stubborn to let that stop him. -Ranma's jugular was just missed because of that fascination! Luckily for him, Kuno was too stupid to compensate for the momentum and inertia of those weights hanging off her chest muscles.

Enough!! Just ducking under the 'sword', the pigtailed boy reached the stove and the teakettle. In this battle it wasn't anything-goes: It was hot water! And out came a stream of it towards the cold-water girl!

"Aaa!! How dare you try to scold and vandalize the unparalleled beauty of the fairest one of all!!" That only made Kuno angrier!

Wasn't the water hot enough? Ranma tested in on himself.

And the mop fell to the kitchen floor. The naked, redhaired girl had vanished.