Interrogating a Naked Genie

Now, where had that stupid genie, Kasumi and Nabiki gone? Following their voices, he found them in the common room. "Whoa!" He had not expected to see Mihoshi naked! First the redhead, now the blonde! Naked girls were never good news for him.

"Hello, former master," Mihoshi said, trying to sound her usual cheerful self, all the while with her hands over her naughty parts.

"All are made One by the Macrome that entangles the many," Kasumi read.

"Let me look at the genie's book!" And Nabiki took the book and read, "The Variables are Summed by the Various Operations of the numbers."

"Right," Mihoshi said. "See, it's just as I said, "Everybody is connected by karma in one way or another."

"What are you guys readin', and why?"

"It's The Book of the Sum Total of All Genie Knowledge, ed. IIL!" Mihoshi explained 'helpfully'.

"As much as I'd truly love to easily understand all that valuable information as well as this genie does...," Nabiki more helpfully explained, "the reason we're trying to read it is to see just how screwed you are this time, Ranma."

"Kuno tried to kill me!" Ranma then thought about it. "Nothing new, there." But this time he was doing it as the girl he had been overly familiar with. Ranma plopped down at the table with the rest. "Okay. How's my wantin' to be cured of my curse backfirin' now?"

Talking to Mihoshi was like following train cars as they separated in a railyard, the tracks all interconnected but they went off in different directions, sometimes intermeshing, sometimes not. Things got more confusing when she interpreted passages in her book that told them, "Jurai's trees are more magical than magic with Gallifrey regeneration powers without the regeneration process. In other words, Jurai trees are able to restructure karma."

Everybody's minds were becoming as numb as Mihoshi's when she read, "...reincarnation causes amnesia. Retro-incarnation reverses amnesia..."

"Wait?" Nabiki rubbed her aching temples. "Did I just hear something that's actually relevant?"

"It's like Sailor Moon!" Kasumi smiled, glad the idea that had started all of this was correct after all. "Their previous lives were reawakened in them, eventually!"

"Kuno's gonna remember his life as the Chinese girl that got drowned??" Ranma asked.

"Your lives together!" Nabiki said. "What were you? An enemy? A friend? Parent? Sibling? ...Lover?!"

"Lover!?!" A chill went through Ranma's body. That went all the way down to his dick. (Not that he would admit it.)