The Feast

The journey from the platform at Hogsmeade up to the castle was uneventful. You rode in one of the strange carriages with Ernie, Hannah and another Hufflepuff who Ernie introduced as Justin. You filed into the Great Hall and took a seat at the table with the other Hufflepuffs. You watch the other students as they file in, and one of them catches your eye; a pretty girl with elfin features and dark hair who sat further down the Hufflepuff table, what's particularly striking is her attire. She's wearing nothing but a black latex catsuit which shows off every crook and curve of her slender body. You're surprised it's allowed.
"Who's she?" You ask Ernie, motioning towards her.
"Oh, we call her Catsuit Cathy," he says, a twinkle in his eyes. "We call her that because she's always wearing that catsuit. She can't take it off. A few years ago her boyfriend asked her to wear it for him, to look sexy. What he didn't tell her was that he'd put a Permanent-Sticking Charm on the inside of the outfit, so now she can't take it off. She uses magic to keep it clean and occasionally change the colour." At that point, a plain-looking brunette girl drops into the vacant seat next to you, just as food appears on all the empty plates. "John, this is Susan Bones. Susan, this is John, he's a transfer student from Australia."
"Pleasure." She says dismissively, as she grabs for a chicken drumstick.

It quickly becomes apparent that Hogwarts is not like Tiddalick College. There appears to be more overt sexual activity going on at Hogwarts. The teachers at the high table are slowly drinking more, and getting redder and redder in the face, and the more they drink the less they seem to care what's going on, so the more brazen the students are getting. You can see a girl at the Gryffindor table giving her friend a footjob under the table. A few male students are now topless, and a few female students are sitting in their underwear.

As dinner disappears, to be replaced with dessert, two students start dancing on one of the tables. Evidently this crosses a line as a red-cheeked Professor McGonagall descends from the high table to stop them. Some students are kissing, a few are crawling under tables, and one girl at the Slytherin table is deliberately spilling chocolate sauce and maple syrup onto her breasts. You even recognize the blonde girl who was tied up in the toilets on the train. She's now fully clothed and seems perfectly normal, if a little glassy-eyed. You have a sneaking suspicion she may have been Confunded.
You watch this all unfold and smile. Something tells you you're going to like it at Hogwarts this year.

Finally the plates are cleared away and Professor Dumbledore stands to give his start-of-term speech. Everybody gives him their undivided attention. Most of the speech is pretty boring, but you attempt to listen interestedly anyway.
"Now remember, tomorrow is Muggle Monday, and your lessons will begin. Off you go then. Pip, Pip." He concludes.
"What's Muggle Monday?" You ask Justin as you both rise.
"Every Monday we're encouraged to wear Muggle clothes. It's apparently to make things feel more normal for the Muggle-Borns and also to increase our understanding of Muggle culture or something. I don't buy it, but hey, it's an excuse not to wear our school uniform."

You follow the Hufflepuffs to their common-room by the Kitchens and make your way to the dormitory with the other Fifth-Year guys. You put on your pyjamas, collapse into bed and quickly fall asleep.