The Fall of Wutai

That bitch. Every since she eyed up Sonon in the elevator, with almost a hungry primal ... this mission had gotten messy. Yuffie jumped, adroitly twisting around as she sunk a blade deep into the back of another Shinra trooper. She wiped her brow, looking around. Blood, bits of machine ... it wasn't a pretty sight down here. Why was advanced weaponry such a fucked up floor? Was the entire tower this way?

"So ... what exactly are we here for, anyway?" Sonon asked casually.

"Dad didn't tell you?" Yuffie asked, looking confused. Sonon was his protege after all ...

"Just something about ultimate materia. But nothing really specific," Sonon said, arching an eyebrow.

"Well, you know about the war. You fought in it. You know how it ended," Yuffie said, feeling very tired in the moment.

"Sephiroth led a detachment of SOLDIER, yes. They took Fort Tamblin ..." Sonon said, sighing. The topic of Wutai was a tragic tale to any Wutaiian.

"And then they took our balls," Yuffie said.

"That's just a rumor. They starved us economically ... so our people had ****," Sonon said.

"That's not true, Sonon. We ... captured a Shinra scientist about three months back, with AVALANCHE. He told us about some type of materia that ... infected ... most of our people."

"Infected?" Sonon asked.

"Our men didn't turn into ladyboys because they wanted to, Sonon. At least not most of them. There is something out there, somewhere near Wutai. For 80% of the male populace ... it warps their sexuality. Warps their bodies. It's why Wutai is ladyboy heaven. And sure, it was before, but more of a fringe thing."

"And the women?"

"It made them ... bustier. Bigger asses. Blatantly sexual. And when you put that next to a ladyboy who has neglible interest in pussy and is growing tits and ass themeslves at an accelerated rate ..."

"They can't coeexist well," Sonon acknowledged.

"Right. So the women move to Midgar or Junon or Costa Del Sol to serve older rich Shrina drunks. And the ladyboys stay home for the world's perverts to visit. Wutai will die in a few years, Sonon."

"So why didn't in infect you?" Sonon asked pointedly.

"Jerk!" Yuffie exclaimed. "I don't know to be honest. But the scientist told us they were working on secret materia here."

"Secret?"

"Yes!" Yuffie said, clapping. "Huge cock materia. And I here they are working on something else too. To make boys more masculine. So if we can get at least one..."

"We can slow down or reverse the fall of Wutai!" Sonon said.

"Believe it!"