The Exhibition Match

"Welcome everyone to Sex Fighters XXII! Live for the first time in Miami, Florida. I am Scot "The Horndog" Stevens with my new co-host, the ever lovely, April Cocks."

"Hello, everyone." April says in a calm voice.

"And what a match we got for you as you can see we already got the participants all set up in the ring." Scot says as Jezebel stands in the middle of the ring with five men surrounded her.

"And it looks like The Blonde Bombshell wishes to speak." April says as Jezebel looks a little hesitant before she puts the mike to her lips.

"Okay, everyone shut up!" Jezebel yells, "I want to say this! To all you wondering out there whose been writing Mama all your fucking fan mail. I am not dating or getting married to Mama Luv. She is my friend and teacher. Yeah, we might've dated a few times. And yeah, she might've fucked me till my legs turn to jelly. But that's all. And I also want to make this clear. I will never get married, never! The only way I'm getting married is to someone beats me in this very ring!"

"Wow, that is some statement." Scot says.

"But makes sense, Mr. Stevens. As Ms. Heart, just wants a strong lover. Don't we all."

"So..." Jezebel takes a deep breath, "As a final test to prove that I can compete in the tournament as a joke from Karen. I'm here ready to fight these five fans who wanted to fuck me so bad that they were willingly to sign liability waivers to get into the ring with me. And if any of you men beat me. Then..." Jezebel holds her head down and sighs, "I will marry you!"

All five men smiled as one elbowed the other.

"Wow, oh wow!" Scot yells with the crowd, "We might be having a wedding that doesn't involve Mama."

"We will see." April adds, "If I learn anything from my years in the porn industry is you want to control yourself so you don't instantly explode as soon as the director yells action."

Jezebel looks up at the five men, "I wouldn't get too excited as you are in the ring with me men. And I take no prisoners!"

She then throws her mike down and takes off her blouse, exposing her tits, as well taking her hat off.

The bell then rings.