The Emmy Noether statue, where Jackie confronts them

As the two nude women walked out of Noether Hall, everyone turned their heads to stare at them as Brooke tried to cover her face with one hand while holding the DSLR with the other. Kacey was all smiles, waving at the crowd who were craning their necks to see where the naked commencement speaker and her naked buddy were going to head next.

"Let's go the Emmy Noether statue over there," Kacey pointed to the white painted statue of the woman wearing a puffed-up blouse tucked inside a floor-length skirt, "it's funny that she's all frumpy, and we're naked."

"Sure, whatever you say," Brooke walked forward to take the picture of Kacey hugging the side of the statue, her eyes squinting as the western sun blared into her eyes and baked their skins.

Just as Brooke was snapping the photos, she saw a figure march towards her right side from her peripheral vision. She turned and saw Jackie with Kacey's clothes (even her damaged sweater!) and a bottle of sunscreen in her arms.

"Jackie!" Brooke noticed, "Funny seeing you here, how is everything going?"

"Dr. Hilbert called me about what you were doing," Jackie said with some annoyance, "and I think it serves you right for making Dr. Gomez get naked."

"She didn't 'make' me get naked..." Kacey tried to defend her companion, "it was just that my outfit was inappropriate for giving the speech..."

"I told you in the email we wanted you to look youthful and innovative, that Silicon-Valley look would have been perfect!" Jackie simply handed Kacey all her clothes back, "and we had Kristi Noem give last year's speech. Guess what she wore? Pants!!" she turned to Brooke with the sunscreen in her hands. "Don't think we don't have security footage with audio in our building. I was suspicious as to how we'd admit a nude person on our campus."

"I was just upholding decorum!" Brooke tried to defend herself. "Even being naked would have been better than that yuppie shit!"

"Well, the President disagrees," Jackie started opening the bottle of sunscreen and applying it to Brooke, "and she wants to see both of you in her office."

"What the hell are you doing?" Brooke tried to pull back from the lotioning.

"We wouldn't want your pale skin to go all brown from the sun, now would we?" Jackie replied as she kept lotioning Brooke up, making sure to get the soles of her feet, in between her toes, well within her buttcrack and taint, her armpits, in between her fingers, and even behind her ears as she used the whole bottle up.

"What about me?" Kacey interjected, "Shouldn't I get some sunscreen?"

"You won't need it after getting dressed," Jackie clarified, "and even if you weren't - and you most certainly are - we wouldn't want those tan lines to keep popping up" she clearly gestured to the areas on Kacey's skin that were still significantly paler than the rest.

"Well, Dr. Hilbert has my clothes right now," Brooke tried to explain.

Jackie just scoffed as she gestured the pair to the president Dr. Sanworth's office.