The Elder Scrolls

(Everyone involved in the sex is 18 and up of course.)

The Lamp pierced the veil of reality and descended upon a chaotic land. Before it got far down however, it was snatched up by a ripple in the fabric of reality, and ended up in a Plane of Oblivion, in the hands of the Daedric Prince Sanguine. "...well, well, you're a fun little trinket, aren't you? You certainly aren't from Nirn..." the entity mused as he held the Lamp.

The being that was the Lamp quivered slightly. Sanguine chuckled. "Not to worry... I think I'll guide you somewhere you can cause some real revelry..." The Daedra then gazed out into Tamriel, taking stock of the current events.