The Drunken Night

After a gruelling day of exams Josh has decided to relax by drinking just a little bit. What starts as just a little turns into a whole night of drinking as his inhibitions start to dissipate. Tired, he hops into the shower and begins to dream about his crush, Avery. He decides to start texting Avery and the conversation starts to turn sexual to the point that she sends him nudes before he does, a first for Josh. Horny and drunk, Josh quickly snaps a nude selfie to send back. However, this is where Josh makes a horrific mistake. Instead of sending the selfie directly to the girl his wet hands misclick and upload the picture directly onto his Instagram account for all his family, friends, and classmates to see. Josh waits to see a text come back from Avery, and is confused as to why he is being spammed with notifications from so many people randomly. Eventually a text comes in from Avery and it makes his heart nearly stop.

“Josh you posted your nude to your public profile! Now everyone can see your 2 inch loser dick! I’m sorry but that is too small for me.” Still drunk, Josh scrambles to try and delete the photo as new comments start coming in fast. One girl he has known since elementary replied “did you think this would be impressive to post?” and even his annoying stepsister replied “wow, you might actually be more little brother now.” After minutes pass he manages to delete the post, and the final comment he sees says “screenshotted, this will be fun to show all the girls at school your 2 inch micropenis, plus your balls are tiny too." He is still being bombarded with notifications and sees that numerous people he knows have reposted his picture onto their stories. One such post is made by one of his female classmates, and it is captioned saying "Josh may act tough but underneath he is packing like a baby." Josh just shuts his phone off, and goes to cry himself to sleep in bed.

Waking up the next day is not much better. Most of the reposts of his picture have been taken down (likely not by the posters themselves), and Josh decides not to open any of the messages that have been sent his way. The remaining posts are extremely humiliating though, one by Avery herself. She posted a picture of him, even tagging his account and saying that "If I knew he was packing a dick that small I never would have given him a chance." Another post online was from the school gossip account, posting his full name in the post and saying "I wonder if it disappears when soft!"

Josh decides to go to his classes despite his horrendous last night hoping for some potential good news about the results of his exams. As he walks through the school hallways he can see tons of people smirk at him, stare, and even giggle when looking at him. Despite this, he decides to try his best to ignore everyone. Once at class, Josh sits in the way back and tries to hide from everyone leaving his hood up. As his exam results are handed back he is happy to see that he passed with a B which was much better than he had expected.

Next, the professor an older lady named Ms. Langley asks the students to submit their feedback about the exam onto their public spreadsheet. The professor has a shared spreadsheet that any student can anonymously add to, and their thoughts will be shown on the projector to everyone in their class. To Josh's horror and the professor's dismay, one student added the picture Josh had posted last night directly in the middle of the spreadsheet. Now, anyone who was unaware of Josh's shortcomings and mistake were now face to face with it. The classroom erupted into laughter as the professor was unsure of how to act, failing to cover Josh with her hands as the projection was far too high up. Josh could hear giggles and comments by many of his female classmates, hearing words such as "baby carrot" or "vienna sausage" or the old classic "baby dick" being said all across the classroom. Even the professor inadvertently insulted Josh, unaware it was his photo, telling the students not to laugh and asking them to "help me delete this picture of this micropenis!"

Josh's head was spinning a million circles, and when a beautiful classmate of his came up to him giggling he was frozen. "Josh! Why are you so red if you posted that picture yourself? Did you not realize your 2 inch dick was nothing to impress girls?" Humiliated, Josh just ran out of the class and back to his dorm room. Defeated, he tried to do some control claiming that his account had been hacked and that the hackers had threatened to “make him regret it” if he didn't pay. Since he didn't pay, they uploaded an image of someone else to make Josh look bad and try to make him pay them. He sloppily wrote up the explanation and hoped it would be more than enough for everyone to believe.