The Doctor pulls the plug

"Doctor? What are you doing?" Amy asked as he rolled up his sleeve and plunged his hand under the water near her feet. "Whatareyoudoing?!" she shrieked, starting to panic as his hand emerged, something clutched between his fingers.

"No! No! No! Put it back!" Amy screamed, jamming her heel into the plughole that was now empty. Amy slid further down into the pool as the water level began to drop rapidly.

Amy's hair had been floating in the water, but it was soon plastered to her head as the water drained away. Her knees were next to come into view, followed by her shoulders, chest (covered protectively with one arm) and stomach.

"Doctor, please!" she begged as her ankles and hips appeared, but to her indignation, he wasn't even paying attention to her! Sure, she was glad that he wasn't looking at her, but Amy still felt insulted that he wasn't showing any interest in a soaking wet, naked woman.

Finally, the last of the water drained away, leaving Amy Pond lying on the bottom of the pool, one arm across her chest and the other hand wedged between her legs, shivering violently, bubbles her only cover.

Resigned to her fate, Amy scrambled to her bare feet and stepped out of the tub. Only then did the Doctor look at her, a pool of water forming around her small feet.

"Ready to go now?"

"I hate you." Amy spat at him, shuffling after the Time Lord and out into the corridor once more.

Tears splashed down her cheeks and onto her heaving chest as eyes looked her over once more, no one showing any sympathy towards the embarrassed female.

"...ENF is still a very common condition on planet Earth," Amy heard someone say. "Such a primitive planet."

Bursting into tears, Amy sprinted the rest of the way, past the Doctor until she reached the TARDIS. She pulled frantically at the handle, but it refused to budge.

"Oh, just open!" she glared at the box, kicking the door in frustration.

When the Doctor caught up, he calmly reached into his pocket, pulled out the key and unlocked the door. Amy threw herself inside, slamming the door closed behind them.

Amy closed her eyes and breathed deeply as the TARDIS took off, resting her bare back against the wooden door.

"So, where do you want to go?"

Amy jumped as the Doctor bounced down to her, rubbing his hands together excitedly.

"The ice mountains of Quim? The snowy plains of Balmorus? How about the busy metropolis of Teitchy?"

"How about the planet of clothes?" Amy asked him. "Or better yet, my own room in the TARDIS?"

The Doctor was enjoying Amy's embarrassment, how the blush spread across her cheeks at his suggestions of visiting the places she'd least like to go in her current state.

After everything she'd been through, the Doctor knew that he should probably grant Amy her wish.

But he didn't feel like ending his fun just yet...