The Deal

Andy knocked on Elaine's door around an hour before the start of the prom so they could stop for a drink on the way there. It was her who had suggested that arrangement by text earlier in the day. She opened it and stepped out into the corridor wearing a plain white t-shirt and denim shorts.

"Oh, am I early? you're not dressed for the event yet?" he wondered.

"What do you mean?" Elaine looked down at her clothing then back up at her boyfriend with a crestfallen expression "I was going to wear this. I bought it especially for tonight, don't you like it?"

"Oh no, I love it" Andy panicked at his apparent faux pas "You look amazing, it's just that.."

Elaine suddenly lost the composure required to maintain a straight face and burst into a fit of giggles.

"I was only messing with you. I haven't got dressed up yet. We need to have a bit of a talk first."

A bit of a talk? Andy didn't like the sound of that at all - unexpected compulsory conversations rarely led to anything good happening. He walked into his girlfriends room where he found a slightly sheepish looking Leah sitting on her besties' bed.

Now he was even more concerned.

"What is it you wanted to talk about?"

Elaine looked over to Leah and then back at Andy with a fairly inscrutable expression on her face.

"Threesomes"

Oh shit. Elaine had now folded her arms and was looking at Andy sternly. Presumably Leah had made her pitch already and it didn't look like it had gone down well. He was tempted to Pittsburgh right away to avoid what was coming next, but something in his gut told him to hang on a little longer.

"I'm a very pragmatic person" Elaine began "I've never said I'm completely against the idea of something like that, as long as it's with two people I care deeply about and not something seedy. And frankly, if you're resorting to making up bizarre stories about your parents dating it's obviously something you both need to get out of your system."

Leah shot Andy an apologetic look that her cunning plan hadn't worked as well as she had hoped, but somehow this sounded more promising that he had initially anticipated.

"So we're going to have a threesome, right here and right now before we go to the prom." Elaine declared, as if her decision was final and binding "Then, we're going to find Leah a nice bloke of her own, you and I are going to start a proper and fully monogamous relationship with each other and none of us are ever going to speak of this again."

"Deal!" Andy blurted out a little too enthusiastically.

"I haven't finished yet!" Elaine presently had the air of a particularly strict teacher who was reluctantly allowing an unruly student to fuck her in the hope it might improve their behaviour "For this to work we need to have some ground rules in place, which Leah and I have already agreed."

"I'm telling you Andy, I should have done my degree in law" Leah told her old classmate excitedly "I bargained hard and got you such a good deal here. Of course, it probably helped that I bought her a thousand pound dress for tonight."

"Hey, don't say that" Elaine protested as she slapped her friend on the shoulder "You're making it sound like I can be bribed into doing sexual stuff, which I definitely can't And I don't like you talking about deals and bargains either. This is a one off arrangement between friends and partners with strict conditions to ensure relationships aren't damaged going forward."

"Right. Then I got you some great strict conditions." Leah clarified to Andy.

"So what are these conditions exactly?" he was very keen to find out.

Elaine sauntered over to her partner, placed her hands on either of his shoulders and fixed him with the kind of seductive expression that had made her Instagram famous and got him weak at the knees and hard in the dick.

"With me, just about anything goes. But as for little Miss Millionaire over there.." Elaine nodded towards her best friend who framed her face with her hands and smiled angelically "You do not kiss her. You do not put that dick or yours into her vagina at any point during this. Okay?"

"Okay" Andy agreed.

"Under clause thirty four, subsection sixteen of our agreement I'm allowed to stimulate your penis with my fingers or tongue but I can't give you a full on blow or hand job job" Leah explained in a mock posh voice "Oh yeah, and Elaine and I can make out, which I'm pretty excited about."

Andy's penis was feeling stimulated just hearing Leah say those words. Never in the history of mankind had anyone been so happy not to have said the name of a city in Pennsylvania.

"Think of this as you and me fucking and Leah being our super sexy assistant." Elaine suggested helpfully.

"I'm kind of like a sex aid" the girl in question pointed out "Which is a concept I find weirdly appealing."

"That sounds like an amazing deal" Andy was trying but not particularly succeeding in trying to play this situation cool "Thank you, both of you."

He realised that thanking women for agreeing to engage in sexual activity with him wasn't exactly a power move, but even getting to fuck one of these two would have seemed like an impossible fantasy not long ago and he was unable to help himself.

"You basically owe me the equivalent of a lottery win in favours now" Elaine told him dryly "I don't suppose you have a feeling about the weekend draw numbers, do you?"

"Er, no. That was a kind of one off thing" Andy had to admit "So, uh, how do we go about this exactly??"

"Well, I don't know Andy, I've never been involved in a threesome before, or even thought about them much if I'm honest. This was supposed to be your big fantasy" Elaine spoke softly as she stroked his chest "So how would you like us to go about it exactly?"