The Cockness stirs in the east

"I'm afraid I bring ill tidings to your home Dildo. Ill news indeed."

"You don't say."

Dildo appears unworried as if bad news was customary for Gandalf to throw about whenever he shows up. Even when Gandalf would lie in bed with women, he would often whisper ill omens or dark rumors in his partner's ear. Some found it sexy, like a creepy kind of sexy.

Gandalf puffs out smoke in the shape of tits which then dissipates when it lands on Dildo's face.

"That ring you found many years ago, Dildo" he leans in towards the hobbit, his eyes like fire, "it is seeking its master."

Dildo stares stupidly for a few seconds before replying. "It's master you say? Aren't I its master? Haha. Gandalf, you're treating it as if it's some living being."

Gandalf furrows his brow. "Don't play games with me Dildo. You know of whom I speak."

That shut Dildo up. There is only one being who no one would ever dare speak the name of. That being may have been unknown this far west, especially in the peaceful town of Hobbiton, but Dildo knew. Ever since he picked it up, he had a feeling the ring was far heavier than it looked. And it had gotten too heavy for Dildo to try on anymore. It weighed down his cock like an anchor.

Dildo pulls the ring out of his pocket and rubs it with his finger.

Gandalf just stares before shaking his head. "Dildo. The ring needs to leave. It is not safe here."

Dildo grasps the ring with his hand and speaks in a low voice. "I...I know Gandalf. It's just...its so amazing. No refractory period, infinite cum, infinite stamina. Turn your cock to whatever size you want...I just...I don't know if I can part with it..."

"You must, Dildo."

"I know I know." Dildo sighs. "I can't carry this any longer. I...I have to pass it on. To Fucker."

Gandalf nods his head approvingly, taking another puff of smoke. "Your nephew, Fucker Baggins. A good lad."

Gandalf stands up, happy about the outcome, worried at first that Dildo wouldn't let go of the ring, but the goodness of hobbits always prevailed.

"Then it is decided."