The Christmas special: Santa's Little Helper Match!

The Christmas Episode of AHW was due to kick off in style. On the stage a large table had been set up and ladened down with all the foods you would expect of a Christmas dinner. A huge turkey was set up in the middle of the table with a massive bowl of gravy, dishes of mashed potatoes, bread sauce, brussel sprouts, carrots, roast potatoes and jugs of bucks fizz were just some of the things set up and the sheer amount made the table sag under the weight. More interesting however was the old pool that had been used for the Loser Four Way Pool match from AHW For Your Eyes Only had been set up at the edge of the stage, next to the table full to the brim with thick, creamy eggnog.

“Well ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to thank you all for spending Christmas with AHW, and boy do we have a Christmas cracker for you here!” shouted Mark Madden as he struggled to be heard over the cheering audience.

“Don’t we ever Madden, I never thought I’d see the day we could have another match like this, but here we are! We’ve got a Santa’s little Helper match!” continued Jerry Lawler.

Both commentators sat at the announce table dressed is Santa outfits, complete with big fake beards, Jerry Lawler was dressed as a traditional red Santa while Mark Madden had chosen to go with the old green and white Santa outfit, over which he was still wearing his classic Hawaiian shirt.

“Believe it King” shouted Madden. “We’ve got a match between two women who have built up quite a hatred for each other over the last few weeks and now it all comes to a head on the 25th December! The rules are simple, as always the goal is to strip your opponent down to her bra and panties only this time everything on the Christmas table can be used however the women would like! Added to this the match only ends when the loser who has been stripped is thrown into the pool of eggnog!”

The audience cheered loudly as they heard the rules being recited, excitement surged as they realised the spectacle they were about to enjoy.

“What you are saying Madden is that we have an enforced food fight! These two women have wanted to get their hands on each other for a long time and now they are going to have the chance to humiliate each other in the most festive way possible.” King took over the hyping of the match but was quickly cut off by Madden again.

“No time to waste King, we’re opening hot and here come the competitors!”