The Boys

Nick:

yo y'all alive?

Raj:

barely
still recovering

Nick:

same
what a night

Jake:

lol that party sucked
i dipped early

Raj:

yeah no one noticed bro

Jake:

fr whatever
too many ppl
music was ass
vibe was weird

Nick:

"vibe was weird" bro u got ditched by all 3 girls u invited
that's the vibe

Jake:

nah they were on some drama shit
not my fault

Raj:

u tried to triple book
what did u THINK was gonna happen

Jake:

didn't think they'd talk to each other
who does that

Nick:

girls bro
girls talk
they got a whole comms network we don't understand

Raj:

for real
isla knew taylor’s bday before i even told her

Jake:

whatever
party was mid
left early
watched fast 5 again

Raj:

fast 5? u down bad

Nick:

i’m up tbh
taylor kissed me bro
deadass kissed me

Raj:

YO

Nick:

i walked her to her door and she hit me w the soft hands on chest, eyes up, lean in type beat
couldn’t breathe after

Jake:

lmfao one kiss and u in love?

Nick:

bro
we talked for like an hour
no bs
like actually talked
she’s so cool??
we’re getting food thursday

Raj:

ok romantic

Jake:

cornball

Nick:

jealous

Raj:

not even gonna lie i made out w isla the entire uber ride
like the WHOLE ride

Nick:

bro shut up

Raj:

driver said “this your stop?” and i didn’t even hear him
we were busy
feel like i can still smell her

Nick:

you texting her today?

Raj:

already typed 3 diff drafts
gonna wait a bit
play it cool

Jake:

party still sucked

Nick:

not our fault u got clowned

Raj:

3 girls
1 jake
0 plans

Jake:

y'all are lame

Nick:

and ur lonely

Raj:

anyway
let me know if y'all hear abt the next one
if joey throws smth again i'm selling a kidney to go

Nick:

real
dude’s literally the main character

Jake:

he’s not even all that

Raj:

cap
you just mad no one kissed u in the uber

Nick:

not even the driver

Jake:

FU