The Batman's POV

As The Batman or Bruce Wayne wakes up in the morning, he made his way towards the bathroom, and before he hopped into the bath, he made sure to admire his splendid body along with taking note of all the scars he had that would be hard to answer if anyone asked since those that caused them have to appear in this universe's Gotham City.

Getting into his pool-sized bath, he patiently waits for Kelly to arrive as per his instructions since he wanted her to get used to how he looked in as little clothes as possible... of course this was only a half-truth, as he also wanted to expose her to enough of his enhanced pheromones to make her easier prey for him when he feels the time is right.

For now, however, she was just barely okay with him showing skin, and he could tell she was hesitating and wondering if she should leave every time he **** himself towards her without a shirt on.

Today was no different, as Bruce gave Kelly the usual bullshit he told her every time in order to reinforce said bullshit and make her believe he wanted what was best for her. However, what interested Bruce this time was different in that Kelly didn't seem to be blushing as hard or trying her hardest to avoid looking at Bruce as much as she had before, which meant progress was being made.

Once Bruce had finished his bath, Kelly gave him one of the many towels he owned before making her way out the door, and whether she could tell or not, Bruce watched her fine ass walk through the door as Bruce made plans to give her a form-fitting outfit once she fully succumbed to him and his charms, but until then, he had to deal with a sexy girl wearing manly clothes.

After getting dressed, Bruce walked towards his dining room as Alfred began playing something classic that he could only assume the original Bruce enjoyed listening to as he ate, and this Bruce had to agree that there was something pleasant in listening to classical music, eating something that was probably worth more than most people's lives, in a room that could only be seen by normal people from TV or movies.

Alfred places an exquisite meal in front of Bruce, and after waiting for a minute or two, he returns with a plate for both himself and Kelly as they all share in the pleasantries and talk about random things as Bruce had gotten accustomed to doing so with one Batman's life he took over, where instead of adoption, he was the actual father of his bat family and had these little chats to catch up with all of them.

Knowing Alfred, The Batman guessed that Alfred thought and possibly hoped that this was the beginning of his young master's healing after he began actively taking a part in both sides of his life. "Baby steps, Alfred, baby steps" is what Alfred was probably thinking, as almost all Alfred's hated Bruce's being Batman, and he was most likely no different.

But once again everyone finished their meals without Kelly sharing a single one at the table, which greatly disappointed Bruce, but he was **** to accept this and was pleased that eventually she would share and expose herself whether she liked it or not, as his pheromones would not let her.

For now, however, it was time for Bruce to get to work, and thanks to the amazement that was the internet, unless something serious happened, he didn't really need to walk into Wayne Enterprises building and could just look through everything on his computer and give out commands to those in leadership roles as best he could, and thanks to The Batman's knowledge from the many different worlds he inhabited, his knowledge about many fields helped advance the company and raise its stock by leaps and bounds.

None of that really mattered to The Batman, however, as no matter what he did, it was all in the name of this Bruce Wayne, and the only time he could be even remotely himself was when he was The Batman fighting crime! The only thing that really made The Batman's life even worth waking up in the morning since he didn't have any women pleasing him.

Dressing as The Batman, he hopped into his Batmobile and made his way through the city, seeing if there was anything going on, and unlike most nights, HE finally appeared. The monster that made him leave his old life behind and the only beast that, no matter the universe, always, ALWAYS appeared no matter how hard The Batman tried to stop it from happening.

The Batman knew the Joker was here once he heard the description of one of the poor Arkham workers being **** to inhale his laughing gas and being **** to have a permanent smile etched into his face. Putting the pedal to the metal The Batman sped even harder through the streets until he finally arrived at Arkham Island and spotted a black detective he saw in the old Bruce's office and some new Asian lady.

"This could work... this could very much work..." was all The Batman had to say as he hopped out of his car and made his way into Arkham Asylum with the two detectives.

"Ethan Bennett, GCPD, this is my partner, Ellen Ying. Can you tell us what you know?" The Black man said to one of the security guards while showing his badge as his partner did the same, and after the guard confirmed, they both walked inside and saw the area covered in police tape as they were brought towards the crime scene.

"Also, what can you tell us about how this madman managed to escape without anyone noticing!?" Ellen said as she punched a nearby stone wall, not at all hard but just hard enough to show that she was in charge of the scene here.

"MAD MAN!" A pale figure shouted as he jumped down from the raptures. "Well, I guess since where I am and my mental instability that's a rational way of thinking, BUT THAT DOESN"T MEAN I HAVE TO LIKE IT!" All of a sudden the pale man's sleeves rolled down revealing the syringe weapon he had and a bunch of bombs rolling off his hand.

"I like to think that an occasional spark of insanity brings about the greatest desires RIGHT!" Without waiting for a response, the pale man leaped forward and stabbed all the security guards in his path, causing them to suddenly jolt as the pale man's giant smile appeared on their own faces, like the first Arkham worker they were called in for.

The pale man was ready to strike at both detectives, but before he could, The Batman appeared before them and kicked the Joker away from them both as he got some Batarangs ready to throw at him, which he paired with his own deck of playing cards, which all seemed to be nothing but Jokers.

"Ah, just the bat I was looking for! Hey, I got a question: why does a mad clown like myself get locked up in this place, but a man dressed as a bat is let free? Just doesn't seem FAIR!" With the last word, he charges at Batman in a flurry of kicks and punches that The Batman was barely catching or avoiding, but not before managing to get his own hits in.

While the two were fighting, the female detective drew and cocked her gun, ready to fire at the two, but was stopped by the Black man before she got a good aim at either. "What the heck are you doing!?" Ethan loudly whispered to his partner. "Getting rid of two criminals, what are you doing!" Ellen said as she tried to brush the man off, but he wasn't budging. "I'm saving the life of the man who was risking his own to fight this mad clown! And if someone's willing to help me for once, they're fine in my book!"

Ellen didn't seem to agree as she still tried to shoot at the two, but something... something started to change her mind as she reluctantly lowered the gun. Ellen rationalizes this as her not wanting to piss off or annoy her new partner just mere days after she arrived in the city from Metropolis.

Back to The Batman and Joker's fight, The Batman had gotten some bruised ribs and scratches all across his chest that he knew were going to be hard to explain in the morning to Kelly. For now, however, he didn't have the luxury of thought as he grabbed his Batarang and used it to cut off the excess sleeves on the Joker, which he seemed to quite like before kicking Batman in the chest once more.

Using him as a launchpad, the Joker hoped to get away and do more crime, but The Batman wasn't willing to let that happen, as he shot his grappling hook straight at the Joker and slammed him as hard as he could in the ground, managing to knock him out, but only for a moment, as the Joker just began laughing as crazy as all the others. "I like you, Bats! I'll give you this one, but next time I promise to make it even harder!"

The Joker continued laughing as hard as he possibly could while The Batman stumbled out of the building with a smoke bomb, but not before he made sure Ellen Yin got another full breath of his scent before making his way off the island as he headed right back to the mansion, or that's what he'd have liked, but he just had to run into twenty smaller crimes, causing further damage to his body.

"Sir! I must say you have to be more careful next time!" Alfred said in shock as The Batman stumbled and fell out of his car. Alfred shook his head before finally getting to work on his young master, but only enough that he should be fine, as his injuries weren't that severe and everything that was would be healed given enough time.

Once the patch job had finished, Alfred helped his young master get out of his chair and helped him back up the stairs right into his office, where they were face-to-face with a nervous and anxious-looking Kelly... and another Kelly that shortly suddenly appeared right next to her.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"