The Barbie Premiere

The success of Barbie was undeniable. Thanks to some very sexy cross-promotions with Oppenheimer’s Florence Pugh, the weekend had been one of the biggest of the year financially, and everyone turned out to see the premiere to lay eyes on the star. It was a miracle that Margot Robbie could show up to the premiere in one piece, let alone wearing the finest of pink fashions and a facial.

Margot was swarmed by reporters the second she set foot on the red carpet, their most popular question being why she only had one cum load on her. She was the most popular woman on Earth for the day, how was she not being fucked 24/7? How did she still have clothes?

She gave a dismayed sigh, her Australian accent conveying her annoyance. “I was supposed to be an absolute mess, but Mattel thought it would be better publicity if I had before and after photos on the red carpet.”

“So, who’s first?”