The Author is such a tease

Lara walked into the office of the Royal Tailor shop and found she was not alone. It did not require a latex fetish to see how those rubber short shorts made a woman’s ass look amazing, and the red-haired princess in front of her wore them so well. Lara made a slight clicking sound as she opened her mouth to speak and it caused the princess to nearly jump while turning around to face her.

“Lady Doctor Croft, Lara…” Jeannie said.

“What happened to you?” Lara arched an eyebrow.

“I had an accident. One of those power ups… appeared in the shower,” she stammered.

“Which power up?” Lara asked before reaching up and cupping her tits making the princess’ cheeks blush as red as her hair, “Oh bloody hell.”

“It’s like the are hunting us down, I just took a step backwards and then I felt it hit my leg,” Jeannie tried to make excuses.

“Focus Princess!” Lara snapped, “Remember what I said about focusing and training! I expect you to be on the ball when we get back to the range!”

“Yes Ma’am!” Jeannie snapped regaining her composure.

“Right, now I believe you are here to get measured for your own closet?” Lara asked.

“Yes, of course,” Jeannie said, “Are we set?”

“Just a few more. Here, step on this,” The Toadette said clipping a tape measure to a metal plate on the floor then putting the main part on a table and then climbing up to get the measurements at the shoulder, nape of the neck and the top of the head, “All set your highness.”

“Thank you, if you need any more, just let me know,” Jeannie said.

“Sure thing,” the Toadette said writing down the measurements, “I will get somethings ready for you to try on for this evening your highness.”

The Toadette smiled and bowed as the princess wave and curtsied as she made her way out. Lara smiled at the clearly distressed mushroom lady. They both stood in silence for a long moment while Jeannie left the rooms.

“For a long time, we would make either accessories or things of utility out of leather,” the Toadette said pointing at the rolled-up hides next to her on the table, “Belts, gloves, shoes, boots, and harnesses for animals… but some of things that the princesses have asked me to make for them… Wow. And this, this latex rubber sheeting, I have no idea where it came from! It just appeared last night.”

“Well, you can put that to the side, I just need some linen slacks and t-shirts for now,” Lara smiled.

“Alright, mind stepping on that plate? Since I already have it hooked up?” the Toadette said.

“Sure thing,” Lara smiled.

The Toadette started by getting Lara’s height, the height of the nape of Lara’s neck, the height of her shoulders. Then the Toadette got down and unhooked the measuring tape from the plate and finished taking all of Lara’s measurements. Much to Lara’s relief, it was entirely professional.

“Now how exactly do I make a ‘Tee-shirt’? What is that?” the Toadette asked.

Lara grabbed a pencil and a piece of paper and sketched out the seams of and panels of a basic tee-shirt.

“Front and back panels, the front is larger for a lady, circular collar large enough for the head and short tubular sleeves with hemming at the sleaves and bottom,” Lara explained as she drew.

Lara looked at the Toadette doing the mental math trying to figure it out.

“Of course, I expect that this may take a few mockups before we have a working pattern to go off of,” Lara interjected, “I am not a seamstress myself.”

“Alright,” the Toadette smiled, “If you will excuse me Lady Croft, I need to clean off my work area a bit and get started on some of the priority orders.”

Lara smiled and gestured for her to do her thing. The Toadette grabbed bolts of leather and rubber as she turned and backed away.

“I don’t know how I am going to figure out how to make half the things the Princesses asked for,” the Toadette said walking backwards.

Lara saw the heart shaped powerup appear behind the Toadette and she even pointed out of instinctual reaction, but the Toadette, like the comedic relief character in a movie simply turned and walked into the powerup. She dropped the bolts. She turned around and there was still a hint of purple light glowing form her eyes for a second before it faded.

“Holy shit,” The Toadette swore, “Wow, are you sure that you don’t want more latex outfits? We got loads of black and just about every color you can think of. There is some nice pearl shine Turquois back there.”

“No, just Linen,” Lara said while taking a deep breath.

“Ok,” The Toadette said.

“Even with a latex and leather fetish, you can’t wear only fetish gear… you need to wear other clothes from time to time,” Lara repeated what her designer and fetishist model friends said.

*

Queen Bowsette stood with her harem of Generals. She watched over the soldiers training; they looked strong in their formation doing spear drills. But it did not impress her. There were far fewer than she needed to complete her plans, and far too few to even mount a meaningful counterattack should the boarder be attacked. Still her Koopa-Troopas drilled, the rest were either on guard detail, conducting other things or sleeping after staying up on the over-night Guard watch. Bowsette stood with her hands clasped behind her back trying to not betray that she was calculating her kingdom’s weakness at the current moment.

A Lakitu came over on its cloud and flew to Kammy’s side. The mature Blonde turned on her broom and looked at the Lakitu as it saluted and then dithered for a second before Kammy beckoned her closer with a single manicured finger. Bowsette snuck a glance at her mother figure turned Dinohattanite MILF in her Black latex knee skirt, riding boots and snap up military blouse. The Lakitu was panicking at being made to tell Kammy something. The signs were subtle, and to the plumbers, they probably would not even know… but these were her people, she knew and recognized everything about them, their body langue, their minor details.

“Lena, Wendy, come, I wish to speak with the commander of this formation,” Bowsette pronounced loud enough for the Lakitu and Kammey to hear.

Wendy moved to walk in front of Bowsette to clear a way for her while Lena followed behind her. She walked imperiously in her heeled boots moving to walk around the outside of the formation in a clockwise movement.

“Good, keep your balance when thrusting. You there, focus on your drills, not me! Don’t loosen your grip, keep it tight! Very Good,” Bowsette called to various Koopas as she walked around the formation, “Good, good.”

Bowsette kept an eye on the Lakitu and Kammy as the cloud riding Koopa gave the witch her report. The drills finished right about when she reached the front and the commander leading the Troopas. The commander turned and saluted her.

“Good, we must train, train hard and maintain discipline. Of course, I am sure you would all like to see my prowess,” Bowsette smirked.

There were some cheers from the formation, they tried to not be obvious of course.

“Very well,” Bowsette held out her hand for the commander’s spear, “How about this?”

The Commander handed over the spear and Bowsette reached back, readying the spear to be thrown and clicked her fangs to make a spark in her mouth and with perfect timing exhaled the plume of fire right up into the path of the spear she hurled into the head of the target a good three hundred Koopa Paces away. There was a round of cheers from the troopas. Bowsette went over and grabbed the spear and patted down the fire on the shaft before it burned into the wood and then walked over handing it back to the commander.

“Keep up the good work Troopas, they are all yours Commander,” Bowsette smirked.

“Yes, Your Majesty!” the Commander saluted.

Bowsette could see that Kammy was dismissing the Lakitu and turning towards her.

*

It had taken far too long for the report to reach Princess Peach and the other leaders. Lara found herself in the middle of the war council while trying to still run firearms training for the Toadette militia.

“And they didn’t find a body?” Shadow asked.

“No, they saw the one that was hit be picked up by his comrades and carried off,” the senior Toadette said.

“But why did it take so long for me to be notified?” Peach asked.

“That is…” The Toadettes all stammered, unsure of how to answer.

“Wake up all of the officers,” the blonde Doctor Princess Daisy snapped, “Get them down here right now! Looks like we need to go over basic reporting and what can be put in a phone call the next day vs calling it up right now!”

The other princesses looked at her.

“What? I had to deal with security for the digs I went on, and we had to write a list of ‘wait until shift change’ and a list of ‘wake people up now!’ situations for the security contractors,” The blonde Daisy said.

“Well, in my defense, it was always handled well below me and I was notified of the agreed plans from the kings,” the other Daisy said.

“Most of the guards were the Toads, not the Toadettes,” Peach said, “And even my senior advisors were the Toads.”

“Everyone always just knew to come screaming for me and the Brothers,” Jeannie added.

“They did actually shoot down a Para-Koopa, that is commendable,” Peach said, “But still we should have been awoken right away.”

“Do we punish them or reward them?” Jeannie asked no one.

“What do you think Bowser’s response will be?” Daisy asked.

“From the sound of things, I am sure he will be wondering what happened,” Lara interjected, “Since this sort of response is something of a black swan event.”

“Black Swan?” Peach asked.

“Something though impossible until it actually happens,” the blonde Daisy interjected.

“But do we reward the guards or punish the guards?” Daisy asked.

“If this was the scouting party ahead of a main invasion, will this cause them to pause or accelerate their time tables?” Peach asked.

Everyone stopped for a second and looked over at the one who had been silent for so long. Shadow stood leaning against a statue with her elbow and her head resting on her knuckles.

“What? I would say reward the guards for shooting the Koopa down, warn everyone to report such incidents immediately and execute the commander for failing to do so,” Shadow shrugged.

“No Executions!” Peach pointed a finger in Shadow’s face.

“I didn’t think anyone would go for that idea anyways,” Shadow said with a bored tone, “You asked me what my thoughts were.”

“What do you think Bowser’s response will be?” Daisy asked no one in particular.

*

Bowsette crossed her legs again as she looked at the images encased in the magic crystals that the Lakitu had given to Kammy. Kammy adjusted the wand projecting light throw the crystal. The image was of an injured Para-Koopa, but one wing was heavily bandaged along with her head.

“They tried to make a sweep over the castle at the heart of the Mushroom kingdom at night,” Kammy relayed the message from the Lakitu, “But the clouds parted and they were back lit by the moon… They were attacked by fire from the ground. This one was hit with multiple small Bullets, barley the size of a talon…”

Bowsette uncrossed her legs and stomped her heel into the floor with a snap.

“We may still loose her,” Kammy said, “At the very least, she will lose her wing.”

“I say we attack in ****…” Wendy snapped.

Bowsette again stamped her boot. Everyone was silent. Lena and Wendy looked at Bowsette as she crossed her legs again and steepled her fingers together.

“Did they provide pictures of the bullets?” Bowsette asked with a stern tone.

“No, your majesty,” Kammy said, “They only managed to remove shattered fragments.”

*

Peach let out a deep sigh as she stepped into the office and went to the desk, ignoring all the kinky toys around her. She put her face in her hands and breathed deeply. The smell of leather from the palms of the fingerless tactical did help settle her a bit, the smell of leather and latex did have a pleasant effect on her and as she wiggled her butt in the latex booty shorts and the thong of the rubber one piece bathing suit she felt a pleasant tingle in her pussy.

“God, I really am a kinky slut,” Peach muttered to herself, “Focus Peach. Where is my pen?”

Peach opened desk drawers and pulled out sheets of paper with the royal crest and looked for the calligraphy pen she was expected to use for official documents.

“Where are you?” Peach said looking in different drawers, “No, no, oh… there.”

Peach reached over and picked up the pen from next to the small, often ignored, desk calendar. She started to write down her account of the recent events and what orders she had given as the regent and which orders from Doctor Croft she endorsed.

“Peach” Daisy called as she knocked on the door.

“Come in,” Peach said finishing up her accounts, “And my official signature… Now what is … WOW!”

While Daisy was wearing a latex catsuit like they had all been wearing during the AR-15 training, but the outfit was now different. Her boots were not the flat soled tactical ones but black shiny over the knee ones with four-inch heels. The pistol belt was more of a corset belt now and the drop leg holsters had slots for crops as well. The fingerless tactical gloves were now full fingered black rubber opera gloves that went up her arms. The most noticeable difference was the shiny silver zipper now went from Daisy’s neck all the way down her body and between her legs.

“Like it? It gives full access,” Daisy said turning around to show off the zipper going up her butt and the pair of sliders near the small of her back.

“How, when?” Peach asked.

“Step into one of the Catsuit power ups,” Daisy said.

“Ok,” Peach said gathering the papers and pen and putting them in a drawer before getting up and following Daisy command, “And what do I do now?”

Peach felt the latex outfit on her change to the tactical catsuit she had worn yesterday afternoon for practice.

“Now step in the heart!” Daisy said.

“Ok,” Peach half asked as she stepped forward into the other spinning power up.

Peach felt her outfit change around her and it caused her to change her posture. Her feet arched and body shifted as the heels rose up, her waist was pulled in more by the corset belt and kinky games to play while still wearing the catsuit came to mind.

“Meow!” Peach cooed.

Peach and Daisy looked each other in the eyes and could feel each other’s lust.

“I want you,” Daisy said, “I want you soo bad.”

“What about you and Luigi?” Peach asked with trepidation in her voice.

“Boys are for breeding, besides, they would love to watch us go at it together,” Daisy said cornering Peach and reaching to bring her in for a kiss.

As their lips touched, they embraced and kissed passionately. Their tongues entered each other’s mouths while their hands went all over each other’s body. Daisy started moving them towards Peach’s Desk and pushed her blonde lover’s butt on to the desk.

She started to use one hand to lower the slider at Peach’s neck revealing her chest and Daisy started to kiss down Peach’s neck and to her right tit. Peach gasped and moaned as Daisy played with her left nipple with her fingers while kissing and sucking on her right and holding Peach’s body towards him with her free hand behind her back.

“Oh wow, are you sure this is your first time doing this?” Peach moaned as Daisy played with her nipples.

“Why… shouldn’t…. we… be… more… than… friends?” Daisy let out as she kept kissing her lover’s bosom.

Peach found herself reaching around behind Daisy and lowering the one of the sliders to reveal her friend’s, no, her girlfriend’s ass.

“Now you are getting the idea,” Daisy said standing up and pulling the slider on her zipper down to release her tits, “Say hello to the girls.”

Peach grinned and pressed her face between the tits and motorboated Daisy. Both Princesses giggled. Daisy helped Peach up and spun her around bringing the slider over her butt down and Peach raised it up around the front to her coreset belt leaving her crotch open and bare for all, while Diasy exposed herself.

“Now lay on your back on the desk,” Daisy said, “I figured for the first time we should sixty-nine.”

Peach let out a coo of glee as she followed Daisy’s instructions and giggled as Daisy got on top of her. Peach reached up and ran her rubber gloved hands over her lover’s rubber suited torso and smiled at the sound of polished rubber on rubber. She had to admit, the sights, the smell, being so close to Daisy’s hot wet pussy was turning her on. Peach could feel Daisy lowering herself between her legs and starting to finger and probe her own pussy, so she figured she should return the favor. Peach pressed her cheeks to Daisy’s inner thighs as she started to kiss and suckle on her clit and spread Daisy’s labia with her thumbs.

Peach let out a shocked moan as Daisy poked a pinky in her anus, so Peach returned the favor with a ring finger causing Daisy to gasp, the pair then both giggled and got back to work eating each other out.

*

Mario and Luigi sat together in the common area of the remand section. Another recent arrest started towards them, then a pair of ‘Trusties’ walked up behind them and they stopped cold when the trusties whispered. They then looked at the Trusties who walked away casually with the book cart they were pushing as if nothing had happened. One of the new guys took two more steps forward.

“Are you the plumbers?” he asked.

“Yeah, name’s Mario, this is my brother, Luigi,” Mario smiled.

“I don’t want no trouble,” the man said.

“Same here,” Luigi said.

“We are easy to get along with,” Mario smiled.

“What are you reading?” the man asked.

“It is called ‘Better Gardening throw trash,’ it is about composting,” Luigi said looking up, “Not very exciting, but it is interesting.”

“Cool, have a good night,” the man said backing up.

“Have a good one,” Mario said.

Luigi raised the book as a sort of wave.

“Who ever this Clyde guy is, we must have really done something to help him out,” Mario whispered.

“Do you think that the girls are going to wait for us?” Luigi asked.

“Sure, I mean, who else are they going to hook up with?” Mario asked.

Luigi looked at a pair of men kissing in a corner.

*

Daisy’s tongue was as far into Peach’s pussy as it would go and she was licking the vaginal walls to try and hit the g-spot. Peach was going full tilt fingering and licking Daisy’s pussy to bring her to orgasm.

“Deeper,” Peach breathed between licks.

The bolts of lust shot throw both their bodies and their faces were splattered with feminine juices as they climaxed simultaneously. The pair shuttered for a minute as they both basked in the afterglow of their shared orgasm. Daisy panted as she got up and moved to lay on Peach face to face.

“Wow,” Peach said.

“Yeah,” Daisy said, “Wow…”

“Mario and Luigi are going to have to step up their games,” Peach said.

Both princesses giggled.

“Yeah, but like I said Boys are for breeding. We can’t ditch them entirely…” Daisy said, “I am having some interesting ideas for what to do with Luigi on our next date night.”

“Think Mario would look cute on that cross?” Peach asked.

Both princesses giggled some more before kissing and licking their own fluids off each other’s faces.

*

“Ah Doctor Croft!” the Royal Seamstress said, “I have a mock up of the ‘tee shirt’ you asked for. Now, I know you asked for linen, you specified linen multiple times, but hear me out.”

Lara put her fists on her hips and glared at the Toadette. The Toadette moved off behind a half wall to get something and came back holding a crudely made black and brown tee-shirt.

“I found bolts of what was labeled ‘Jersey’ and I figured it was what the Plumber Brother have their shirts made from, so maybe you might like it,” the tailor said.

Lara took the garment handed to her and it was cotton fabric like she knew from back home, it was the same material as the Graphic Tees sold in shops across world thanks to the Americans. It has a coffee brown back with black chest and arms.

“I am not a fan of the colors,” Lara admitted.

“Oh, the brown piece scrap I found was almost the perfect size, so I just used that,” the Toadette said, “Try it on.”

Lara pulled the shirt over her head and over the top of her latex Tomb Raider outfit and it fit well.

“A little snug here under the arms, but rather nice, the neck could be a slight bit bigger too,” Lara said.

“Let me have a look,” the Toadette said getting onto a table and lifting Lara’s arm to look at the seems in her arm pit and then at the seams around the neck, “Add more to the bottoms of the sleeves…”

The Toadette muttered as she went to her note pad and wrote down the changes.

“I also found this if you want to use it as pajamas,” the Toadette said picking up a red Reglan sleeved tee-shirt, “It seems that someone made it for Mario, but he didn’t want it… it might be a bit big for everyday wear, but as pajamas…”

“Mine!” Lara snatched it.

*

The alternate versions of Toadstool and Daisy sat in a side parlor watching a small fire in a brick and tin fireplace. The blonde Paleontologist Daisy looked at the half full glass of water and thought for a long moment as the redhaired Princess Jeannie Toadstool poured herself another glass from the pitcher that a Toadette had brought in almost as soon as they came in and lit the fire.

“SO how was your first day in the kink club?” Daisy asked.

“Distracting, it was a good think that the rubber didn’t reveal how turned on I was the whole time,” Jeannie rolled her eyes, “And any leakage got diluted by all of the sweat.”

“Yeah,” Daisy said, “Sorry if I was a bit creepy earlier… I have a lot of new feelings to try and sort out.”

“Yeah, you didn’t even get a chance to have a say,” Jeannie said.

“Woke up in bizzaro world feeling like I am supposed to star in _Rubber Dyke Sluts seventeen_,” Daisy sighed, “Even trying to think of Luigi and my dreams turn all sorts of bizarre fetish porn.”

“Tell me about your Mario and Luigi?” Jeannie said trying to change the subject, “What are they like?”

“Mario is the responsible one,” Daisy said brushing a few blonde strands out of her face, “Luigi is the fun one, younger, energetic. He is very whole hearted…”

“Oh yeah?” Jeannie asked.

“I mean we only had one date before everything went insane… but he invited me to go out to eat with his Mario and Daniella. At the time I thought maybe he didn’t actually have money, but I realized afterwords that he was taking me to meet his parents. First date and he wanted me to meet his parents.”

“His Parents?” Jeannie asked.

“Well, I don’t know the age gap between your Mario and Luigi are, but my Mario was a lot older than my Luigi and when they lost their parents, Mario became Luigi’s guardian,” Daisy explained, “So I realized that it was Luigi going all out to impress me by introducing me to his family.”

“That is sweet,” Jeannie said, “Have you been thinking of him lately?”

“Yeah, but, uhm,” Daisy paused to take a drink, “Yeah, uhm, I imagined him in a vacbed with his cock out for me to play with, him bent over a bench ready to be pegged….”

“Oh my,” Jeannie said, “I… Hmmm, now that I think about it, I met a few guys in Mario’s World that I met that I would like to do that too.”

“Mario’s world?” Daisy asked.

“Well, initially, Mario and Luigi were just dumped on my doorstep, but eventually we found a way for them to not only go home, but go back and forth at will,” Jeannie said, “So they brought me with them a number of times… of course I was sheltered on those trips, but I did see parts of their world, I learned to surf in a place called Sowcal.”

“So-Cal? Southern California?” Daisy asked.

“Maybe,” Jeannie said, “I don’t know what jurisdiction it was in.”