The Asian girl and the black girl

You walk up to the Asian and the black girl. They aren't making much sense and their voices are getting shrill.

"Tell me why you are fighting with each other?"

The black girl turns to you with her fist on her hip and says, "Why are you butting in here?"

"Yeah, we don't need your help." The Asian chick looks pissed off.

"Calm down, be quiet, and listen carefully." You make your voice stern and commanding.

The black girl shuts up, but the other girl says, "Why should I be quiet?!"

"Sssssh! Shut up!" She takes a breath, about to say something, when she stops.

"Now let's all be cool. You both will answer my questions truthfully. First, what's your name?" You look at the black girl.

"Keesha."

"And what's your name?" You look at the Asian girl.

"Traci."

"Keesha, why are you fighting?"

"She stole my boyfriend."

"Traci, is that true?"

"Yes, but she stole my boyfriend first. Then she dumped him for Rashid. I stole Rashid from her for ****."

"Why did this start? What is the root cause of this? Keesha?"

She lowered her eyes, blushing. "I have a crush on Traci, but I was raised to think lesbian feelings were sinful, evil. So, I take her boyfriends as a heterosexual ploy to get closer to her. If I fuck her boyfriend, I'm almost fucking her."

Both you and Traci do a double take with wide-open eyes.

"Traci, how do you feel toward Keesha?"

"I've always liked her, admired her, until she took Grant. Now I just want to get her back."

"Are you lesbian or bi?"

"No."

"Do you want to be lesbian or bi?"

Traci looks at you. She looks at Keesha. She turns back to you and says, "Yes, I'd like to be bi."

"If you were bi, would you date Keesha?"

Traci blushes, then nods.

"Keesha, if Traci were bi, and you didn't feel guilty about it, would you date Traci?"

The black girl nods vigorously.

"Would you like to feel good about dating a woman?"

"Yes, I want to feel good about dating a woman."

"Okay, girls. Keesha, you feel good about dating women. Date whoever you want regardless of their gender. Be happy."

"Okay, I will date whoever I want -- boy or girl."

"Traci, you are a bisexual. You like women and men."

"I like women and men."

"Now, Traci and Keesha. Two weeks after you start dating, you will both remember me and come together to Smith dorm to thank me in person, room 405. The only thing you two remember about this conversation is that I asked what time it was, and then I asked for directions to the student union. You will also forget that you were arguing before I showed up. Okay?"

Keesha points to her left and says, "The union is two blocks that way. Turn on Johnson and you can't miss the big green building."

Traci looks at her watch and says, "And it's three o'clock."

"Thank you, girls. Good luck!"

"Bye," they say in unison.

You walk in the direction of the union. When you reach the edge of the quad, you look back. The two girls have taken a step toward each other, and seem to be flirting. You grin and continue.