The American Delegation

Best to meet the insufferable leaders of the cult of Trump first.

Get the insane, moronic god complexes out of the way before moving on to more useful endeavours.

A knock at the door, and it swings inwards.

w

Trump throws a tantrum

"You see, Don," you continue to ignore him, and absent-mindedly fiddle with the pen in your hands as if he is of no concern to you, "we will do things my way. Now. I am willing to allow you to retain the seat of the American presidencies, however there are a few caveats."

Barter.

Keep one Trump woman here with you as a bargaining chip and allow him a small measure of freedom (figurehead, you've replaced his whole White House staff with informants and double-agents working towards your own agenda).