The Actress

"So then I told that bitch right to her face that I know that Mark was cheating on her because I was banging his brains out!" Jessie said from the shower stall next to her friend Samantha.

"You didn't!" Samantha said with a laugh.

"Oh, you should've seen the look on her face when I did, Sammy..."

"Oh, are they the same looks you two have now?"

At the sound of the new voice, Samantha and Jessie turned around to see a large group of young women with their towels and clothes in their hands, all laughing and mocking the two. At the front was Elizabeth, the woman who Jessie was just talking about, grinning evilly as she filmed the two.

Samantha screamed in horror as she covered her breasts, a look of mortified terror on her face. Jessie, on the other hand, merely smiled and -

"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"

A loud ringing noise rang through the set as the women on set, except Jessie, groaned in annoyance. In reality, the whole situation was a scene in a new and upcoming R rated comedy. Or at least it would be...

"What the hell was wrong with that take?!" 'Elizabeth' called out in annoyance as the director angrily marched onto the set.

"You did perfect, Kayla! Just like the last twenty takes." The Director said to the actress playing Elizabeth before turning to the actress playing Samantha. "The same with Darla. I can practically feel the embarrassment radiating off her!"

"Thank you, Gertie." Darla said with a smile, leaning against the shower wall.

"However..." Gertrude said as she glared at the actress playing Jessie, "I can't help but wonder if some of us here didn't read the fucking script!"

"Hey! It's not my fault!" Zoey said with a laugh, "This whole story is too ridiculous! I mean, our characters get our clothes stolen and are **** to spend the entire movie running around butt ass naked while trying to get back home and getting into wacky high jinks along the way that range from alien abductions and lesbian parties to skunk farms and foiling a bank heist all while trying to avoid two policewomen?! None of this is realistic!"

"It's Hollywood... IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC!!!" Gertrude snapped as she pulled at her red hair. Taking a deep breath, the woman called out to the set, "Let's just take a couple hours for lunch, and hopefully," she glared at Zoey, "SOMEBODY can learn to act embarrassed by then!"

"So, whatcha thinking, Kay?" Darla asked Kayla as a stage hand gave her a robe, the woman slipping it on. "That new buffet down the street?"

"Anything but Chinese food, Buddy." Kayla said as she walked with Darla to the latter's trailer. "Otherwise I'm in the bathroom for hours."

"Oh, come on!" Zoey said, slipping her robe on as she walked off set and sat in The Director's chair once the set was empty. "That has to be the dumbest plot ever! It's not gonna win even a Razzie..."

Zoey chuckled as she leaned back in the chair, closing her eyes.