The Ace of Spades

You look at a small poster with a small font saying

“The Ace of Spades Gentleman’s Club” “Help wanted from young women. Ask for Camden.” You look around until you see a small sign with a black spade emblazoned on it, with “The Ace of Spades” in a western, thick font. You walk in and find a small room with a desk. On the walls are doors. There are restrooms, a staff only door, a door saying ‘Rooms’ and a room saying ‘Bar and Club’. You ring a service bell at the counter and a man comes from the staff only door. He slides behind the counter and leans forward.

“What can I do for ya?”

You quip “I’m looking for Camden, is he here today?”

He grins and slyly says “You’re looking at him. Whaddya need?”

“I’m here for work.”

“Well, I have a lot of openings, so you can take your pick.”