That Filthy, Abusive Bitch: Amber Turd (April 5, 2022)

(While the majority of women lose the ability to shit after turning 18, some women have this rare disorder called {INSERT NAME HERE} where the ability to defecate continues even after Cumming of Age. This disorder is so rare that currently, out of the 4-something billion adult women currently alive today, worldwide, there have only been 17,530 confirmed diagnoses. Amber Heard is one of those 17,530).

'This is why you shouldn't get into a relationship with wxmxn - Western wxmxn especially, cause they'll all turn out like this eventually! HOLD THE LINE!!!'